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Post by Azathoth » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:35 pm

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:05 pm

Afternoon Delight At Tiffany's

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:05 pm

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:09 pm

Great war porn:

Boned on the Fourth of July
Masturbator and Commander
Patton the Ass
Das Boob
Sergeant Pork
Paths of Glory Hole

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Post by Jason » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:32 pm

Fiddler and the rufie.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:47 pm

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:48 am

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:48 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:09 am

Coito is far too into this! Just sayin'...
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Post by rainbow » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:03 am

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Post by JimC » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:39 am

As a sequel to Clone wars...

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Post by Faithfree » Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:39 am

Azathoth wrote:https://encyclopediadramatica.se/List_of_Porn_Parodies

there are some gems in there
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Post by FBM » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:31 pm

hadespussercats wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Life Of Pie.
:lol: Too easy!
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Post by Audley Strange » Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:40 pm

Insertion.

Zero Dick Dirty. (All Girl)

Silver Linings Jizzfest

Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the house of God. (Niche costume fetish)_

The Masturbator.

Cumwhores of the Southern Wilds.

Priapus. (prequel to the Analize Series)

Djanjo unsheathed.

The Dark Knob Rises.

Men in Black Sluts.

Wrath of the Tits.

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Post by rainbow » Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:57 am

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