Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?

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Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?

Post by cronus » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:08 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925

Prison meat supplier suspended over 'non-halal meat' fears

A meat supplier to the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has been suspended after tests found that it may have supplied Halal products to prisons which contained traces of non-Halal meat.

The MoJ said pies and pasties from the unnamed Halal-certified supplier, have been withdrawn and the issue reported to the Food Standards Agency.

Justice minister Jeremy Wright said the incident was "absolutely unacceptable".

Halal meat has been slaughtered in accordance with Islamic dietary laws.

Traditionally, the animal is killed by hand and must be blessed by the person who has slaughtered the animal, but some Muslims say a mechanised form is also now acceptable.

In a statement, Mr Wright said the Prison Service were investigating the incident "as a matter of urgency".

He added: "This is an absolutely unacceptable situation and one which we regret greatly.

"Clearly this must be distressing for those affected and they can be reassured we are doing everything we can to resolve the situation."

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Post by laklak » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:13 pm

Fuck 'em, bacon and beans three times a day. If you can't eat the pig, don't go to the brig.
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Post by cronus » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:22 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925

If that's what prison food looks like there is no wonder it's becoming more popular?

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:31 pm

Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
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Post by Seabass » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:39 pm

Shame they're not being stuffed in pork pies. It'd be a great way for Obama to solve the Gitmo problem.
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Post by Tero » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:51 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
No, the imam must come to the slaughterhouse and bless each animal by looking into its eyes. Then the ima...animals are mechanically slaughtered as he is off site.

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:10 pm

Tero wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
No, the imam must come to the slaughterhouse and bless each animal by looking into its eyes. Then the ima...animals are mechanically slaughtered as he is off site.
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The eMam?

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:16 pm

Tero wrote:The eMam?
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Post by laklak » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:21 pm

Seabass wrote:Shame they're not being stuffed in pork pies. It'd be a great way for Obama to solve the Gitmo problem.
Long pork pies, get 'em while they're hot!
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:29 am

Halal executions, then feed them to the pigs. That should curb Muslim crime.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:02 am

fucken religion.

This is in the UK, right? Just feed them the unwanted Tesco horse burgers.
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Post by JimC » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:19 am

Why should western governments have to pander to the delusional sensitivities of moronic religions?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:28 am

If you can't do the swine, don't do the crime... :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Feb 02, 2013 6:52 am

:lol:
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