Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?
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Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925
Prison meat supplier suspended over 'non-halal meat' fears
A meat supplier to the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has been suspended after tests found that it may have supplied Halal products to prisons which contained traces of non-Halal meat.
The MoJ said pies and pasties from the unnamed Halal-certified supplier, have been withdrawn and the issue reported to the Food Standards Agency.
Justice minister Jeremy Wright said the incident was "absolutely unacceptable".
Halal meat has been slaughtered in accordance with Islamic dietary laws.
Traditionally, the animal is killed by hand and must be blessed by the person who has slaughtered the animal, but some Muslims say a mechanised form is also now acceptable.
In a statement, Mr Wright said the Prison Service were investigating the incident "as a matter of urgency".
He added: "This is an absolutely unacceptable situation and one which we regret greatly.
"Clearly this must be distressing for those affected and they can be reassured we are doing everything we can to resolve the situation."
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Prison meat supplier suspended over 'non-halal meat' fears
A meat supplier to the Ministry of Justice (MoJ) has been suspended after tests found that it may have supplied Halal products to prisons which contained traces of non-Halal meat.
The MoJ said pies and pasties from the unnamed Halal-certified supplier, have been withdrawn and the issue reported to the Food Standards Agency.
Justice minister Jeremy Wright said the incident was "absolutely unacceptable".
Halal meat has been slaughtered in accordance with Islamic dietary laws.
Traditionally, the animal is killed by hand and must be blessed by the person who has slaughtered the animal, but some Muslims say a mechanised form is also now acceptable.
In a statement, Mr Wright said the Prison Service were investigating the incident "as a matter of urgency".
He added: "This is an absolutely unacceptable situation and one which we regret greatly.
"Clearly this must be distressing for those affected and they can be reassured we are doing everything we can to resolve the situation."
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Re: Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?
Fuck 'em, bacon and beans three times a day. If you can't eat the pig, don't go to the brig.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Muslim prisoners stuffed on pork pies?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21302925
If that's what prison food looks like there is no wonder it's becoming more popular?

If that's what prison food looks like there is no wonder it's becoming more popular?

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Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
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Shame they're not being stuffed in pork pies. It'd be a great way for Obama to solve the Gitmo problem.
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No, the imam must come to the slaughterhouse and bless each animal by looking into its eyes. Then the ima...animals are mechanically slaughtered as he is off site.Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
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They need an app.Tero wrote:No, the imam must come to the slaughterhouse and bless each animal by looking into its eyes. Then the ima...animals are mechanically slaughtered as he is off site.Clinton Huxley wrote:Does the above say a mechanised form of blessing is now acceptable? Robo-Imam?
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Tero wrote:The eMam?

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Long pork pies, get 'em while they're hot!Seabass wrote:Shame they're not being stuffed in pork pies. It'd be a great way for Obama to solve the Gitmo problem.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Halal executions, then feed them to the pigs. That should curb Muslim crime.
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fucken religion.
This is in the UK, right? Just feed them the unwanted Tesco horse burgers.
This is in the UK, right? Just feed them the unwanted Tesco horse burgers.
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Why should western governments have to pander to the delusional sensitivities of moronic religions?
Eat what we give you (which should be nutritious, sure...) or starve...
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If you can't do the swine, don't do the crime... 

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