I want a camera that's recording all the time
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I want a camera that's recording all the time
The things you miss are heartbreaking. I want a video camera, that's unobtrusive, and records all the time.
So it constantly writes over what's already recorded, unless you save it.
So if something happens that you want to keep, you just press a button, and it saves the last 5/10/15 minutes, and then carries on.
I was in the one-pound shop yesterday, and there were two angelic little blond girls there, one about five, the other about three.
The five-year-old started taking stuff out of the other's basket and putting it back, saying that she was only allowed three things.
This angelic little three-year-old flew at her sister, screaming and doing her absolute best to bite her. The older sister had to keep wriggling, and managed to avoid her little sister's snapping teeth.
She was getting mouthfulls of jumper, or biting fresh air. I've never EVER seen someone try to bite, like that. It's obvious that the instinct is still there, from our ancestors.
And to see such an INNOCENT looking, pretty little girl doing it was just amazing.
Another gem I've missed.
So if there are cameras about, like I described, I want one.
And if there aren't, there should be.
Anyone else missed any gems?
So it constantly writes over what's already recorded, unless you save it.
So if something happens that you want to keep, you just press a button, and it saves the last 5/10/15 minutes, and then carries on.
I was in the one-pound shop yesterday, and there were two angelic little blond girls there, one about five, the other about three.
The five-year-old started taking stuff out of the other's basket and putting it back, saying that she was only allowed three things.
This angelic little three-year-old flew at her sister, screaming and doing her absolute best to bite her. The older sister had to keep wriggling, and managed to avoid her little sister's snapping teeth.
She was getting mouthfulls of jumper, or biting fresh air. I've never EVER seen someone try to bite, like that. It's obvious that the instinct is still there, from our ancestors.
And to see such an INNOCENT looking, pretty little girl doing it was just amazing.
Another gem I've missed.
So if there are cameras about, like I described, I want one.
And if there aren't, there should be.
Anyone else missed any gems?
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
Your standard surveillance cam software does that. You'd need to carry a computer with you.
Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
yeah, just google that you want a camera to secretly record little girls.
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
[Jeremy Clarkson]It was then that I began to suspect that this challenge was going to be more difficult that I had imagined. And more dangerous![/Jeremy Clarkson]HomerJay wrote:yeah, just google that you want a camera to secretly record little girls.
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An obvious case of demonic possession. It's a pity you didn't have a Jesuit priest on you.
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
HomerJay wrote:yeah, just google that you want a camera to secretly record little girls.
What could go wrong?

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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
Oh yeh, I never thought of that.HomerJay wrote:yeah, just google that you want a camera to secretly record little girls.
What could go wrong?
I could use my toe-mounted camera, designed for looking up skirts.
I could just mount it on my head.
There are actually video cameras that look like specs now. I've seen them on ebay. No tape or hard disk, just record to a chip.
I actually bought a little camera that was fitted in a rather plump ball-point pen, for about a fiver off ebay.
It was ok, I really just wanted something to record speech, which it did quite well.
The real problem is the batteries with stuff like that. The battery was rechargeable, lasted for about two months, then died, leaving a worthless bit of kit.
So a constantly recording camera is perfectly feasibly, if you were to carry a big battery pack in your pocket.
But, I bet James Bond has already got one.
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
The BBC's nature unit (I think) used something like that, but on a huge scale, to film the breaching of whales in high-def, slow-motion. You can rarely tell when a whale is going to leap full length out of the water, so you point your camera and hope. The constant recording means that when one does breach while the camera is pointing in the right direction (still down to an element of luck), you've already caught the moment, rather than missing the first two seconds as you hit the button.
On the small scale, I can see such a camera becoming almost ubiquitous as people start using them as a deterrent to attackers, or to record evidence during transactions, deals, etc. Privacy laws are going to get interesting.
On the small scale, I can see such a camera becoming almost ubiquitous as people start using them as a deterrent to attackers, or to record evidence during transactions, deals, etc. Privacy laws are going to get interesting.
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
Who needs emphasis and extra punctuation when you can just use the Clarkon on it?Gawdzilla Sama wrote:[Jeremy Clarkson]It was then that I began to suspect that this challenge was going to be more difficult that I had imagined. And more dangerous![/Jeremy Clarkson]HomerJay wrote:yeah, just google that you want a camera to secretly record little girls.
What could go wrong?

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On the small scale, I can see such a camera becoming almost ubiquitous as people start using them as a deterrent to attackers, or to record evidence during transactions, deals, etc. Privacy laws are going to get interesting.[/quote]
... or at least trying to reconcile the existing laws with new technology is going to be very interesting. Laws tend to lag well behind new technology in a never-ending game of catch-up. Occasionally, laws tend to try and catch up too fast, and that's when the real problems start.
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
You might contact GoPro and see if they could custom program one of their Hero cameras for you.
Otherwise, there are spy shops around that sell that sort of stuff.
Such as...
http://thespystore.com
Not really want you're looking for, but cool:

http://thespystore.com/video-surveillan ... ra-dvrvsg1
Otherwise, there are spy shops around that sell that sort of stuff.
Such as...
http://thespystore.com
Not really want you're looking for, but cool:
http://thespystore.com/video-surveillan ... ra-dvrvsg1
Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
This was a relevant story this week, but I'm not sure how video interference would work, unless you just fried every device within a few feet of you:
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/ ... _computersVara said the advent wearable computers that record people's activities and conversations would likely necessitate the development of privacy and security technologies to protect users of such devices -- and the people they encounter.
For instance, individuals who prefer that their activities remain private might be interested in carrying small jamming devices that could stop other people's wearable computers from recording.
"I think one of the things we really need to do is be very conscientious about the fact that people like their privacy," Vara said. "People would like this, and they'd be eager to use it, but some people aren't going to want to be videotaped.... That's a really important thing to figure out before letting loose some of these things in the market."
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
One of the cool ideas that Neal Stephenson included in Diamond Age was the idea that people of importance had to keep a cloud of nanobots flying around them to fend off other nanobots that might attack them. Not really surveillance, but down a similar path.
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
Funny. I want a pussy that's always wet.
You've got pussy in my camera!
You've got camera in my pussy!
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Re: I want a camera that's recording all the time
Don't some cyclists use cameras like that to record dangerous drivers?
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Yup, usually either the GoPro Hero or the Contour:Pappa wrote:Don't some cyclists use cameras like that to record dangerous drivers?


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