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50 Shades of Grey.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
Poor Charlie Brown.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
hadespussercats wrote:I think it's funny that when the heroine loses her virginity she says "Aaaaaargh!"
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
You can always come down here and hide when you need to. Spare bedroom.Kristie wrote:I've still not finished The God Delusion. I need to be able to sit and read in peace and quiet for a couple hours for books like that. I get that about once a year.Gawdzilla Sama wrote:I like silly books, Robert Asprin for one, but don't get much time for that. If it's not something I know I will like it doesn't pop up on the radar.Kristie wrote:Ths place is full of book snobs. I look at it the same as people watching sitcoms or B movies. They may not be worthy of pullitzers or Oscars, but they're entertaining. And, for someone like me with only 10 minutes here, 20 minutes there, books that are 'dumbed down' are easier to start and stop. I say just about anything that gets people actually reading is good!
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
Kristie wrote:Ths place is full of book snobs. I look at it the same as people watching sitcoms or B movies. They may not be worthy of pullitzers or Oscars, but they're entertaining. And, for someone like me with only 10 minutes here, 20 minutes there, books that are 'dumbed down' are easier to start and stop. I say just about anything that gets people actually reading is good!
Would that include the Hitler Youth literacy Programme?
I'm not a snob, I'm actually serious, writing rubbish is piss easy, writing rubbish consistently takes skill and effort. I've had editors tell me to "dumb it down" and know it's fucking hard work. To have your sentence structure and your words limited and to strip away anything that some might consider offensive or challenging to the L.C.D. is quite a feat. It's really really quite difficult.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
I said just about anything!Audley Strange wrote:Kristie wrote:Ths place is full of book snobs. I look at it the same as people watching sitcoms or B movies. They may not be worthy of pullitzers or Oscars, but they're entertaining. And, for someone like me with only 10 minutes here, 20 minutes there, books that are 'dumbed down' are easier to start and stop. I say just about anything that gets people actually reading is good!
Would that include the Hitler Youth literacy Programme?
I'm not a snob, I'm actually serious, writing rubbish is piss easy, writing rubbish consistently takes skill and effort. I've had editors tell me to "dumb it down" and know it's fucking hard work. To have your sentence structure and your words limited and to strip away anything that some might consider offensive or challenging to the L.C.D. is quite a feat. It's really really quite difficult.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
Harry Potter is a masterpiece!!!!Audley Strange wrote:My wife said it's basically Mills and boon with a tad of BDSM and preposterous plots.
Derivative nonsense, poorly written = Massive Profit.
Harry Potter
Davinci Code
Hunger Games
Twiglit (sic)
and now this.
Good luck to them I say. Writing Prolefeed deserves it's financial rewards since even the worst hack has to dumb it down to write at that level and still consider themselves a writer. It must take it's toll psychologically.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
Read Anaïs Nin instead. 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Well in so far as she's never going to write anything that is as remotely influential I'll give you in that respect yes. Other than that? Fucking rubbish.Twoflower wrote:Harry Potter is a masterpiece!!!!Audley Strange wrote:My wife said it's basically Mills and boon with a tad of BDSM and preposterous plots.
Derivative nonsense, poorly written = Massive Profit.
Harry Potter
Davinci Code
Hunger Games
Twiglit (sic)
and now this.
Good luck to them I say. Writing Prolefeed deserves it's financial rewards since even the worst hack has to dumb it down to write at that level and still consider themselves a writer. It must take it's toll psychologically.
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Re: 50 Shades of Grey.
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Read Anaïs Nin instead.
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When I read "inner goddess" I'm thinking of something quite different.
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Inner goddess da vida?Thinking Aloud wrote:When I read "inner goddess" I'm thinking of something quite different.
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Lol! She uses inner goddess as a euphemism for her cunny.
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You use the word cunny......Animavore wrote:Lol! She uses inner goddess as a euphemism for her cunny.
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Don't worry... I have a cunny plan...
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I was being vintageKristie wrote:You use the word cunny......Animavore wrote:Lol! She uses inner goddess as a euphemism for her cunny.
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