Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

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Re: Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

Post by Tero » Sun May 27, 2012 11:43 am

This calls for a new Florida law about eating humans while naked. I guess concealed weapons would not be part of this one.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 11:45 am

Tero wrote:This calls for a new Florida law about eating humans while naked. I guess concealed weapons would not be part of this one.
I don't think his weapon was at all concealed.
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Post by FBM » Sun May 27, 2012 11:54 am

mistermack wrote:It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 11:55 am

The giving head jokes are strangely missing
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Post by Hermit » Sun May 27, 2012 11:57 am

FBM wrote:
mistermack wrote:It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 12:00 pm

Hermit wrote:
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mistermack wrote:It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.
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IDGI. Wasn't it the bloke on the ground who was losing his face? :think:
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Post by FBM » Sun May 27, 2012 12:03 pm

Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead. :roll:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 12:13 pm

I used to ride with the LAPD on a regular basis and they loved telling their war stories to someone who hadn't heard them. The ones they liked to tell best involved the crazy shit dusters could do. One officer told me about a couple of them who got into an argument about the movie "Terminator". In the garage scene Arnold puts his fist through the windshield of a cop car. Later they tell Sarah that he was probably on angel dust. "Broke every bone in his hand" when he punched through the glass they said. The two dusters in this story wanted to find out if, A: they could punch through a windshield, and B: if it would actually break all the bones in their hands. So they proceeded to test it.

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Post by Hermit » Sun May 27, 2012 12:19 pm

FBM wrote:Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead. :roll:
Oh! I see.

Hey, that would be good material to fashion into a joke, yes?
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Post by FBM » Sun May 27, 2012 12:20 pm

Hermit wrote:
FBM wrote:Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead. :roll:
Oh! I see.

Hey, that would be good material to fashion into a joke, yes?
Apparently not. :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 1:57 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:"Nood dood shooed from food, subdood and scrood."
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun May 27, 2012 1:57 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:"Nood dood shooed from food, subdood and scrood."
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 27, 2012 1:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Post by tattuchu » Sun May 27, 2012 3:05 pm

Perfectly beastly. If you're going to eat a gentleman's face, at least dress for the occasion. Dining out requires proper attire. What a ghastly lack of manners. I must say, the decline in etiquette in our modern society is most disheartening.
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