Jeez, Bite My Head Off, Why Don't You?

[Tero]

This calls for a new Florida law about eating humans while naked. I guess concealed weapons would not be part of this one.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

This calls for a new Florida law about eating humans while naked. I guess concealed weapons would not be part of this one.

I don't think his weapon was at all concealed.

[FBM]

It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.

ISWYDT.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The giving head jokes are strangely missing

[Hermit]

It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.

ISWYDT.

IDGI. Wasn't it the bloke on the ground who was losing his face?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

It's grotesque, but I don't see why the officer shot him. He was naked and unarmed, although obviously out of his mind.
You would think the cop could have used mace and his baton first, or a tazer if he had one.

He obviously didn't want to lose face.

ISWYDT.

IDGI. Wasn't it the bloke on the ground who was losing his face?

That' why we ignored it.

[FBM]

Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I used to ride with the LAPD on a regular basis and they loved telling their war stories to someone who hadn't heard them. The ones they liked to tell best involved the crazy shit dusters could do. One officer told me about a couple of them who got into an argument about the movie "Terminator". In the garage scene Arnold puts his fist through the windshield of a cop car. Later they tell Sarah that he was probably on angel dust. "Broke every bone in his hand" when he punched through the glass they said. The two dusters in this story wanted to find out if, A: they could punch through a windshield, and B: if it would actually break all the bones in their hands. So they proceeded to test it.

Results: A falsified, B confirmed.

[Hermit]

Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead.

Oh! I see.

Hey, that would be good material to fashion into a joke, yes?

[FBM]

Jeez, people. The officer shot instead of trying to physically separate the two because he was afraid the nude dood would start eating his face instead.

Oh! I see.

Hey, that would be good material to fashion into a joke, yes?

Apparently not.

[Bella Fortuna]

"Nood dood shooed from food and subdood."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Nood dood shooed from food, subdood and scrood."

[Bella Fortuna]

"Nood dood shooed from food, subdood and scrood."

Troo

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"Nood dood shooed from food, subdood and scrood."

Troo

I knoo

[tattuchu]

Perfectly beastly. If you're going to eat a gentleman's face, at least dress for the occasion. Dining out requires proper attire. What a ghastly lack of manners. I must say, the decline in etiquette in our modern society is most disheartening.