Osama was obviously not party to the old saying: An Irishman will crawl over ten naked women to get to a pint of Guinness.JimC wrote:Maybe, if a special dispensation for alcohol consumption was given...
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Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
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Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ...Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?

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Ever seen "The Thirteenth Warrior"?klr wrote:Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ...Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
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If the common enemy had been the sassenach, he might have had some success...klr wrote:Don't you just love his line of reasoning: "Catholics -> historic enemies of the Jews ... the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
Just goes to show how hopelessly out of touch he was.
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I'd shag ten ugly women for a pint of guinnessklr wrote:Osama was obviously not party to the old saying: An Irishman will crawl over ten naked women to get to a pint of Guinness.JimC wrote:Maybe, if a special dispensation for alcohol consumption was given...
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The fact that mead is halal?Gawdzilla wrote:Ever seen "The Thirteenth Warrior"?klr wrote:Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ...Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
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It's not specifically forbidden. Nice dodge.Svartalf wrote:The fact that mead is halal?Gawdzilla wrote:Ever seen "The Thirteenth Warrior"?klr wrote:Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ...Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
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By the same reasoning, so are beer and vodka.
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Yep, evidently Allah didn't know about those. Odd considering the Arabs had to have had contact with Egypt, where beer was brewed for many years before Hommaned.Svartalf wrote:By the same reasoning, so are beer and vodka.
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It's not that crazy, is it?
Gaddafi supported the IRA plus the IRA worked with Arab terror groups.
And the germans worked with them both once
Gaddafi supported the IRA plus the IRA worked with Arab terror groups.
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He might - if he'd been trying to convert the Scots. I believe the word you were looking for is "Sasanach".Svartalf wrote:If the common enemy had been the sassenach, he might have had some success...klr wrote:Don't you just love his line of reasoning: "Catholics -> historic enemies of the Jews ... the enemy of my enemy is my friend".
Just goes to show how hopelessly out of touch he was.


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In proper modern spelling you are right, the one I use is more traditional.
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I didn't invent it saw it written enough that the current Irish official one never took hold
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