Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by klr » Sat May 05, 2012 11:53 am

JimC wrote:Maybe, if a special dispensation for alcohol consumption was given...
Osama was obviously not party to the old saying: An Irishman will crawl over ten naked women to get to a pint of Guinness.
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 12:19 pm

Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

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Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ... :plot:
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat May 05, 2012 12:25 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ... :plot:
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 6:25 pm

klr wrote:Don't you just love his line of reasoning: "Catholics -> historic enemies of the Jews ... the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

Just goes to show how hopelessly out of touch he was.
If the common enemy had been the sassenach, he might have had some success...
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 6:30 pm

klr wrote:
JimC wrote:Maybe, if a special dispensation for alcohol consumption was given...
Osama was obviously not party to the old saying: An Irishman will crawl over ten naked women to get to a pint of Guinness.
I'd shag ten ugly women for a pint of guinness
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 6:31 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
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Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ... :plot:
Ever seen "The Thirteenth Warrior"?
The fact that mead is halal?
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 06, 2012 6:33 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
klr wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Would this have resulted in halal Guinness?
Now that's what I'd call a "hard sell". If you could sell the Black Stuff in Mecca ... :plot:
Ever seen "The Thirteenth Warrior"?
The fact that mead is halal?
It's not specifically forbidden. Nice dodge.
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 6:40 pm

By the same reasoning, so are beer and vodka.
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun May 06, 2012 6:44 pm

Svartalf wrote:By the same reasoning, so are beer and vodka.
Yep, evidently Allah didn't know about those. Odd considering the Arabs had to have had contact with Egypt, where beer was brewed for many years before Hommaned.
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by HomerJay » Sun May 06, 2012 6:49 pm

It's not that crazy, is it?

Gaddafi supported the IRA plus the IRA worked with Arab terror groups.

And the germans worked with them both once :whistle:

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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sun May 06, 2012 11:07 pm

Svartalf wrote:
klr wrote:Don't you just love his line of reasoning: "Catholics -> historic enemies of the Jews ... the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

Just goes to show how hopelessly out of touch he was.
If the common enemy had been the sassenach, he might have had some success...
He might - if he'd been trying to convert the Scots. I believe the word you were looking for is "Sasanach". :coffee:
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Sun May 06, 2012 11:47 pm

In proper modern spelling you are right, the one I use is more traditional.
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Mon May 07, 2012 1:09 am

Either that or you cocked it up...
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Re: Al-Qaeda sought to convert the Irish

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 07, 2012 1:25 am

I didn't invent it saw it written enough that the current Irish official one never took hold
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