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// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("\{","\}")," ",$str);
Mmmmm, spritz!!maiforpeace wrote:A famous story in our household was how my German grandmother, right after WWII, traded a full length tablecloth that took her a year to crochet for one pound of butter and a dozen eggs so she make spritz cookies for Christmas.
Butter, uber alles!!!!
I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
Enough with the teasing, let's see a pic. I'll show you mine if you show me yours...Bella Fortuna wrote:I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
I should post a picture of my pantry; it's impressively wedged top to toe with stuff.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
Bella Fortuna wrote:How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
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