Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
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Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
How much food have you for a sudden emergency of unknown duration?
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
The pantry is full of tinned tomatoes, tinned cocunut milk, rice, soup, beans and filters for the coffee machine. I'll survive.
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
A famous story in our household was how my German grandmother, right after WWII, traded a full length tablecloth that took her a year to crochet for one pound of butter and a dozen eggs so she make spritz cookies for Christmas.
Butter, uber alles!!!!
Butter, uber alles!!!!
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
I want that axe that the baby is eating
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Mmmmm, spritz!!maiforpeace wrote:A famous story in our household was how my German grandmother, right after WWII, traded a full length tablecloth that took her a year to crochet for one pound of butter and a dozen eggs so she make spritz cookies for Christmas.
Butter, uber alles!!!!
But seriously, I could live for months on my hoardy food stores.
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
Ah. And part of a can of tuna that's not too brown yet, and about a pound of coffee grounds. Won't need to grocery shop for at least a week.
Ah. And part of a can of tuna that's not too brown yet, and about a pound of coffee grounds. Won't need to grocery shop for at least a week.
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I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
I should post a picture of my pantry; it's impressively wedged top to toe with stuff.
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Enough with the teasing, let's see a pic. I'll show you mine if you show me yours...Bella Fortuna wrote:I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
I should post a picture of my pantry; it's impressively wedged top to toe with stuff.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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I will once I'm at home again. 
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I have a half a packet of cigarettes 2lt of milk and shitload of coffee and tea and a dozen beers.
I hope the apocalypse doesn't happen till friday otherwise i wont be able to stock up on ciggies and booze.
Mum's going shopping tomorrow so i would be fine for weetbix milk and by extension coffee.
I hope the apocalypse doesn't happen till friday otherwise i wont be able to stock up on ciggies and booze.
Mum's going shopping tomorrow so i would be fine for weetbix milk and by extension coffee.
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When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
I don't think you can call what's coming anything religious. Why not call it what it is? A typical manmade fuck-up caused by not thinking things through properly? Hoping for the best is not a plan.
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Zero. If the power goes out, we'll have to down the perishables in about 3 days. In the pantry there may be some pasta, rice, some dry beans, the remnants of some snacks, old cereal, a bag of flaxseeds, a small amount of coffee, tea, sugar and honey. Of course, if the power goes out, we'll have to cook the pasta and rice over an open flame. Problem is, I don't think we have any matches and we are fresh out of "flint and tinder." We have some wildlife in the preserve behind our place, but I do not own a gun or a fishing pole with which to catch any of it, and I haven't gutted anything but a fish ever, and it's been 30 years since I did that.
My guess is that we'd pack up the truck, and quietly proceed to a relative's house and hope for the best.
I couldn't be less prepared, I think. I have one extra pair of glasses. So, hopefully they won't break.
My guess is that we'd pack up the truck, and quietly proceed to a relative's house and hope for the best.
I couldn't be less prepared, I think. I have one extra pair of glasses. So, hopefully they won't break.
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