This Film's Crap Let's Slash the Seats
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Are you kidding? Crash was fricken awesome!
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Of course Snyder says that's the Suckerpunch. That it's actually a reflection of the questionable fantasies of little fan-boys. Frankly I think someone should have just paid for his counselling since it clearly says more about his mentality than those he's apparently attacking. It's not many movies I cannot watch all the way through, I made it to about 12 minutes with that piece of crap.Seth wrote:Nothing, so long as, in this case, you don't mind being branded a sexually deviant misogynist sexist pig who's into sex trafficking, sexual slavery, murder, bondage, rape and pre-frontal lobotomy of your victims.Gawdzilla wrote:And what's wrong with live-action anime?
The worst movie I've ever sat through is this...
And considering the amount of wrongheaded vulgar atrocities Stone has committed to film that's quite a feat. The only time it ever worked for me was in Natural Born Killers. Seriously, have any of you actually watched Born on the Fourth of July or The Doors? They are laughable.
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Braveheart. Anti-English tosh. I hope someday someone produces a film about Culloden where the Scots are portrayed as being pretty similar to Orcs.
Still, Gibson got him come-uppance, having to make that film with the talking beaver.
Still, Gibson got him come-uppance, having to make that film with the talking beaver.
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"Australia"
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I thought that was an excellent documentaryJimC wrote:"Australia"
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I'm sure it was pretty accurate in that respect. I just found it really flat and uninteresting. The characters had little depth and I didn't identify with them. I'm glad they didn't exaggerate the realism, but there are lots of other ways they could have made the film more interesting.Animavore wrote:Contagion was praised for accuracy by many WHO types. I guess if it came across as boring it's due to the reality of contagion being boring
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The glaring thing that stood out in that film for me was the religious undertones, anybody who makes a decision based on empirical evidence / fact gets killed, anyone who makes a decision on "faith" lives.Animavore wrote:Contagion was praised for accuracy by many WHO types. I guess if it came across as boring it's due to the reality of contagion being boring
Anyway. Most already know it but mention again.
There is so much why would you do that?! in this film.
Aliens! In Indiana Jones?!
The aul one from the first one!
That monkey swinging scene!
Kate Blanchett!
Sympathetic enemies!
Giving Indy a son!
Then marrying him!
What? Why?
And to top it off toned down violence. Did you know Indy kills not one person in this film?
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I did not notice that
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Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
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They've all had religious themes.Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
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Yeah but in the previous installments Indy was the one using problem solving and reason to deduce things (with the occasional bit of faith) but in the new one, Although the Nazi woman is a cunt, she makes sound decisions and is killed as a result, it's been a while since I've seen it but I'm sure there were more people that went down the same way.Gawdzilla wrote:They've all had religious themes.Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
Don't even get me started on Karen Allen, she was a fucking clown shoe in that movie.
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I would say they're all profoundly religious. The Ark of the Covenant, the Shiva cult, the Holy Grail, and yes, even the space aliens, all show that.The Curious Squid wrote:Yeah but in the previous installments Indy was the one using problem solving and reason to deduce things (with the occasional bit of faith) but in the new one, Although the Nazi woman is a cunt, she makes sound decisions and is killed as a result, it's been a while since I've seen it but I'm sure there were more people that went down the same way.Gawdzilla wrote:They've all had religious themes.Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
Don't even get me started on Karen Allen, she was a fucking clown shoe in that movie.
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