This Film's Crap Let's Slash the Seats

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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:55 am

Are you kidding? Crash was fricken awesome! :smoke:
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Post by Audley Strange » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:58 am

Seth wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:And what's wrong with live-action anime?
Nothing, so long as, in this case, you don't mind being branded a sexually deviant misogynist sexist pig who's into sex trafficking, sexual slavery, murder, bondage, rape and pre-frontal lobotomy of your victims.
Of course Snyder says that's the Suckerpunch. That it's actually a reflection of the questionable fantasies of little fan-boys. Frankly I think someone should have just paid for his counselling since it clearly says more about his mentality than those he's apparently attacking. It's not many movies I cannot watch all the way through, I made it to about 12 minutes with that piece of crap.

The worst movie I've ever sat through is this...


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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:20 am

Braveheart. Anti-English tosh. I hope someday someone produces a film about Culloden where the Scots are portrayed as being pretty similar to Orcs.

Still, Gibson got him come-uppance, having to make that film with the talking beaver.
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:41 am

"Australia"

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Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:58 am

JimC wrote:"Australia"

Shudder....
I thought that was an excellent documentary
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Post by Pappa » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:31 am

Animavore wrote:Contagion was praised for accuracy by many WHO types. I guess if it came across as boring it's due to the reality of contagion being boring :dunno:
I'm sure it was pretty accurate in that respect. I just found it really flat and uninteresting. The characters had little depth and I didn't identify with them. I'm glad they didn't exaggerate the realism, but there are lots of other ways they could have made the film more interesting.

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Post by The Curious Squid » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:35 am

Animavore wrote:Contagion was praised for accuracy by many WHO types. I guess if it came across as boring it's due to the reality of contagion being boring :dunno:

Anyway. Most already know it but mention again.



There is so much why would you do that?! in this film.

Aliens! In Indiana Jones?!
The aul one from the first one!
That monkey swinging scene!
Kate Blanchett!
Sympathetic enemies!
Giving Indy a son!
Then marrying him!

What? Why?

And to top it off toned down violence. Did you know Indy kills not one person in this film?

:pawiz:
The glaring thing that stood out in that film for me was the religious undertones, anybody who makes a decision based on empirical evidence / fact gets killed, anyone who makes a decision on "faith" lives.

:what:
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Post by Animavore » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:53 am

I did not notice that :what:
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Post by Twoflower » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:00 am

Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:32 am

Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
They've all had religious themes.
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Post by The Curious Squid » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:19 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
They've all had religious themes.
Yeah but in the previous installments Indy was the one using problem solving and reason to deduce things (with the occasional bit of faith) but in the new one, Although the Nazi woman is a cunt, she makes sound decisions and is killed as a result, it's been a while since I've seen it but I'm sure there were more people that went down the same way.

Don't even get me started on Karen Allen, she was a fucking clown shoe in that movie.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:24 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Twoflower wrote:Same. I just thought it was a horrible ploand poorly acted.
They've all had religious themes.
Yeah but in the previous installments Indy was the one using problem solving and reason to deduce things (with the occasional bit of faith) but in the new one, Although the Nazi woman is a cunt, she makes sound decisions and is killed as a result, it's been a while since I've seen it but I'm sure there were more people that went down the same way.

Don't even get me started on Karen Allen, she was a fucking clown shoe in that movie.
I would say they're all profoundly religious. The Ark of the Covenant, the Shiva cult, the Holy Grail, and yes, even the space aliens, all show that.
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