Liveblogging the Oscars?

[hadespussercats]

And this years special award for commentary goes to....

HADESPUSSERCATZ!11!!!!1

Thank you!

I have so many people to thank!

If god is anywhere on that list, the award goes in the dustbin. just saying...

Well, first I have to thank the Academy. And then the founders of Rationalia, for making all this possible...

[Audley Strange]

That was impressive in dedication and homage to the excessive and meaningless superficiality of the event. Have you ever thought of a career in daytime T.V.? you'd nail it.

[Thinking Aloud]

So ... um ... did I miss something?

[Coito ergo sum]

Ah, the Oscars.

A/K/A - The Gay Superbowl.

[Coito ergo sum]

George Clooney is surprisingly short. But so handsome. Chick with him makes gold lame look good. Surprisingly.

Stacy Kiebler? Really? She can't make much look lame... beautiful woman.

[Bella Fortuna]

George Clooney is surprisingly short. But so handsome. Chick with him makes gold lame look good. Surprisingly.

Stacy Kiebler? Really? She can't make much look lame... beautiful woman.

You are SUCH a celebrislut, Coito! You're like a human People magazine.

[Coito ergo sum]

Can I tell you how much contempt I feel for the film Forrest Gump?

I'll second that. That has to be the worst movie to ever be loved by almost everyone. I don't get it, and I've never gotten, why that movie is supposed to be so awesome.

The Jenny character always bothered me. She treats Forrest abysmally the entire movie, and she has few redeeming qualities as a person. And, the whole idea seems to be that a real man is monogamous no matter what, let's the woman he loves run around and do whatever while he sits, waits, pines and works, then after he has made his fortune, and she's finished with her running around, he gets to meet his six year old son who she so kindly never bothered to let him know about, and then he takes her in at the very end when she's dying of an unnamed deadly disease....

[Clinton Huxley]

Can I tell you how much contempt I feel for the film Forrest Gump?

I'll second that. That has to be the worst movie to ever be loved by almost everyone. I don't get it, and I've never gotten, why that movie is supposed to be so awesome.

The Jenny character always bothered me. She treats Forrest abysmally the entire movie, and she has few redeeming qualities as a person. And, the whole idea seems to be that a real man is monogamous no matter what, let's the woman he loves run around and do whatever while he sits, waits, pines and works, then after he has made his fortune, and she's finished with her running around, he gets to meet his six year old son who she so kindly never bothered to let him know about, and then he takes her in at the very end when she's dying of an unnamed deadly disease....

As Barry Norman, respected British film critic said (approximately), "Forrest Gump, a film predicated on the idea that what America needs is more stupid people"

[Coito ergo sum]

The Oscars have cigarette girls. Well, they're passing out snacks, not the devil tobaccy. But short flouncy skirts on servile young women never go out of style.

It's either that or gay guys in banana-hammocks...

[Clinton Huxley]

Given that the average age of an Oscar Academy member is 137, how relevant are the awards?

[Coito ergo sum]

George Clooney is surprisingly short. But so handsome. Chick with him makes gold lame look good. Surprisingly.

Stacy Kiebler? Really? She can't make much look lame... beautiful woman.

You are SUCH a celebrislut, Coito! You're like a human People magazine.

...I just know a hot blonde when I see one....Bella....

[Bella Fortuna]

Can I tell you how much contempt I feel for the film Forrest Gump?

I'll second that. That has to be the worst movie to ever be loved by almost everyone. I don't get it, and I've never gotten, why that movie is supposed to be so awesome.

The Jenny character always bothered me. She treats Forrest abysmally the entire movie, and she has few redeeming qualities as a person. And, the whole idea seems to be that a real man is monogamous no matter what, let's the woman he loves run around and do whatever while he sits, waits, pines and works, then after he has made his fortune, and she's finished with her running around, he gets to meet his six year old son who she so kindly never bothered to let him know about, and then he takes her in at the very end when she's dying of an unnamed deadly disease....

As Barry Norman, respected British film critic said (approximately), "Forrest Gump, a film predicated on the idea that what America needs is more stupid people"

I pride myself on never having seen it.

[Coito ergo sum]

Can I tell you how much contempt I feel for the film Forrest Gump?

I'll second that. That has to be the worst movie to ever be loved by almost everyone. I don't get it, and I've never gotten, why that movie is supposed to be so awesome.

The Jenny character always bothered me. She treats Forrest abysmally the entire movie, and she has few redeeming qualities as a person. And, the whole idea seems to be that a real man is monogamous no matter what, let's the woman he loves run around and do whatever while he sits, waits, pines and works, then after he has made his fortune, and she's finished with her running around, he gets to meet his six year old son who she so kindly never bothered to let him know about, and then he takes her in at the very end when she's dying of an unnamed deadly disease....

As Barry Norman, respected British film critic said (approximately), "Forrest Gump, a film predicated on the idea that what America needs is more stupid people"

I pride myself on never having seen it.

...how'd you manage it? I commend you...

"Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get." -- umm...Gump...the box comes with a chart, so you know exactly which piece is where.... well, he does have an IQ of a hamster, so maybe that's it...

[Drewish]

I was busy watching Full Metal Jousting. "The Descendants" got nominated for best picture = pointless BS. I shall now predict that "The Lorax" will win best animated film next year because it pushed environmentalism.

[hadespussercats]

That was impressive in dedication and homage to the excessive and meaningless superficiality of the event. Have you ever thought of a career in daytime T.V.? you'd nail it.

Why thank you!

I don't think I'd have the stamina to keep up with banality every day. Just one or two nights a year, if the clothes are fabulous enough.