Brits, DHS, destroying America: 3 thread mashup
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench
Oh wait, perhaps they got tourists confused with terrorists?
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench
Easily done: they're both foreign forn.Audley Strange wrote:Oh wait, perhaps they got tourists confused with terrorists?
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread
You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a fucking shit what he pretends to think.Gawdzilla wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=35010
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
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I like the way you purportedly think.Mysturji wrote:You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a fucking shit what he pretends to think.Gawdzilla wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=35010

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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread
HOW many threads do we have on this same topic?! I think I've seen three...
Will you guys quit making new ones about the same, if I merge them?
Will you guys quit making new ones about the same, if I merge them?

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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench
They work for the government - what government official has a relaxed asshole? Nor is it a wild guess that people who choose a job in security are also cop wanna be's.
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merge alert - this is not a drill - merge alert. 

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Mine's the best!Crumple wrote:merge alert - this is not a drill - merge alert.
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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This is it! I'm never posting on the Interwebz after this.
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Need help. Still looking for where Internet plugs in. I was going to reverse the wires and suck all the electrons out of your computers.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread
No.Ronja wrote:HOW many threads do we have on this same topic?! I think I've seen three...
Will you guys quit making new ones about the same, if I merge them?
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
I am a twit.
Re: Brits are stupid twats
I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
In other words, don't be a twat.
Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.
Some perspective please.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats
So the real terrorists now a)know they are being monitored b)know that they must use code words when discussing plans for 'destroying america' etc.Seth wrote:I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
In other words, don't be a twat.
Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.
Some perspective please.
The intelligent thing would have been to throw them out without disclosing a reason. Ten out ten for homeland security with that shot in the foot?

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Re: Brits are stupid twats
Nononono, you don't understand, this was not about keeping terrorists out of the US, they already know how to keep their mouths shut and look innocent, this is about keeping British twats out of the US.Crumple wrote:So the real terrorists now a)know they are being monitored b)know that they must use code words when discussing plans for 'destroying america' etc.Seth wrote:I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
In other words, don't be a twat.
Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.
Some perspective please.
The intelligent thing would have been to throw them out without disclosing a reason. Ten out ten for homeland security with that shot in the foot?
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