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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:20 pm

Oh wait, perhaps they got tourists confused with terrorists?
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:30 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Oh wait, perhaps they got tourists confused with terrorists?
Easily done: they're both foreign forn.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:41 pm

You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a fucking shit what he pretends to think.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:46 pm

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You seem to have confused me with someone who gives a fucking shit what he pretends to think.
I like the way you purportedly think. :tup:
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Ronja » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:59 pm

HOW many threads do we have on this same topic?! I think I've seen three...

Will you guys quit making new ones about the same, if I merge them? :what:
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:09 pm

They work for the government - what government official has a relaxed asshole? Nor is it a wild guess that people who choose a job in security are also cop wanna be's.
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:12 pm

merge alert - this is not a drill - merge alert. :smoke:
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:12 pm

Crumple wrote:merge alert - this is not a drill - merge alert. :smoke:
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Tero » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:47 pm

This is it! I'm never posting on the Interwebz after this.

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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Tero » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:19 pm

Need help. Still looking for where Internet plugs in. I was going to reverse the wires and suck all the electrons out of your computers.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:20 pm

Ronja wrote:HOW many threads do we have on this same topic?! I think I've seen three...

Will you guys quit making new ones about the same, if I merge them? :what:
No.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Seth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:41 pm

Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.

In other words, don't be a twat.

Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.

Some perspective please.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:55 pm

Seth wrote:
Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.

In other words, don't be a twat.

Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.

Some perspective please.
So the real terrorists now a)know they are being monitored b)know that they must use code words when discussing plans for 'destroying america' etc.


The intelligent thing would have been to throw them out without disclosing a reason. Ten out ten for homeland security with that shot in the foot? :tup:
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Seth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:01 pm

Crumple wrote:
Seth wrote:
Rum wrote:The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
I don't think so. If we're going to have this little charade at all, we need to use it to maximum effect with foreigners who are visitors to our country. I'm fine with the story getting out, because it is a cautionary tale for visitors that not only is HS watching your tweets (which I find more than a little disturbing from the domestic angle), but they have zero sense of humor about such things, so be polite and don't dis America until AFTER you've cleared customs.

In other words, don't be a twat.

Keep in mind that most countries, particularly Marxist dictatorships, are far less forgiving and those twats would have ended up in a dark hole somewhere having the soles of their feet beaten while being ass-fucked by some fat prison guard.

Some perspective please.
So the real terrorists now a)know they are being monitored b)know that they must use code words when discussing plans for 'destroying america' etc.


The intelligent thing would have been to throw them out without disclosing a reason. Ten out ten for homeland security with that shot in the foot? :tup:
Nononono, you don't understand, this was not about keeping terrorists out of the US, they already know how to keep their mouths shut and look innocent, this is about keeping British twats out of the US.
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