Brits, DHS, destroying America: 3 thread mashup
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Re: Brits are stupid twats
I think the bit about disinterring Marilyn Monroe was sufficiently specific to get the DHS seriously interested. Yes, it's an OTT reaction, but people have got to learn a simple lesson: Be careful about what you say on the internet.
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I might be wrong, but I think I read that Germany (overall) is even more highly surveilled than us...if that's possible.Ian wrote:Neither New York or DC is the surveillance-camera capital of the word - that's London.maiforpeace wrote:Merkins are called to account constantly around here.HomerJay wrote:Is there anything the merkins don't monitor?
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What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Can we get those agents reassigned to Texas? I can't imagine illegals aliens getting past them.Seth wrote:Crime Report: DHS Expels 2 Brits From U.S. Over ‘Destroy America’ Twitter Joke.
Stupid twats.
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The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..
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destroy is taken too literally in 'merica. I'm gonna get destroyed means pissed out of my skull....not that I'm gonna actually get destroyed for instance. 
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US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench
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Your failure to appreciate that this is a threat renders you a threat. Step this way, Sir....Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312
Anyone really think this was a serious threat?
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Where is the US Govt list of approved words?
I am guessing tha Zeig Heil! is on the list.
I am guessing tha Zeig Heil! is on the list.
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The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread
What's your cunning plan? 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312
Mine is to feed them food that is full of chemicals (that would count as WMD if owned by ragheads) - until they explode
and for the rest I would encourage them to send all their money and jobs to China, by the cunning method of selling 'em plastic shit they don't need
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312
Mine is to feed them food that is full of chemicals (that would count as WMD if owned by ragheads) - until they explode
and for the rest I would encourage them to send all their money and jobs to China, by the cunning method of selling 'em plastic shit they don't need
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I'd let the fundies take over.
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Gawdzilla wrote:http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=35010
Yeah, but they failed
Plan needs to be more cunning
and possibly involving not announcing intentions on the internet........Doh!
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Rename the place, call it Geoffrey Watkins. That's all it would take.
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Beat you to it.
http://www.rationalia.com/forum/viewtop ... 22&t=35020
But count me in anyway.
My plan involves thousands of male hippies wearing white robes and carrying crosses, and LSD in the sacremental wine.
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http://www.rationalia.com/forum/viewtop ... 22&t=35020
But count me in anyway.
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