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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by klr » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:59 pm

I think the bit about disinterring Marilyn Monroe was sufficiently specific to get the DHS seriously interested. Yes, it's an OTT reaction, but people have got to learn a simple lesson: Be careful about what you say on the internet.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:01 pm

Ian wrote:
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HomerJay wrote:Is there anything the merkins don't monitor?
Merkins are called to account constantly around here. :roll:

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Neither New York or DC is the surveillance-camera capital of the word - that's London.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Robert_S » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:10 am

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Tyrannical » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:02 am

Seth wrote:Crime Report: DHS Expels 2 Brits From U.S. Over ‘Destroy America’ Twitter Joke.

Stupid twats.
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Rum » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:02 pm

The story is on the BBC now. I can't help think this reflects very badly on the Homeland security people rather than the idiots abroad..

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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:09 pm

destroy is taken too literally in 'merica. I'm gonna get destroyed means pissed out of my skull....not that I'm gonna actually get destroyed for instance. :smoke:
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US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:32 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312 :roll:
Anyone really think this was a serious threat?
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Re: US Homeland Security assholes need to unclench

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:33 pm

Mysturji wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312 :roll:
Anyone really think this was a serious threat?
Your failure to appreciate that this is a threat renders you a threat. Step this way, Sir....
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Re: Brits are stupid twats

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:07 pm

Where is the US Govt list of approved words?

I am guessing tha Zeig Heil! is on the list.
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The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:14 pm

What's your cunning plan? :ask:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312

Mine is to feed them food that is full of chemicals (that would count as WMD if owned by ragheads) - until they explode :tup:

and for the rest I would encourage them to send all their money and jobs to China, by the cunning method of selling 'em plastic shit they don't need :hehe:
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:17 pm

I'd let the fundies take over.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:20 pm

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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:45 pm


Yeah, but they failed :(

Plan needs to be more cunning :ask:

and possibly involving not announcing intentions on the internet........Doh! :fp:
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Audley Strange » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:09 pm

Rename the place, call it Geoffrey Watkins. That's all it would take.
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Re: The I'm coming to "destroy America" thread

Post by Mysturji » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:13 pm

Beat you to it.
http://www.rationalia.com/forum/viewtop ... 22&t=35020

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