The safest place in time and space
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The safest place in time and space
Factoid - as far as can be determined, Western Europe at the current time is the safest place in human history, the time and place where you are least likely to die a violent death.
I read it in a book and am jolly pleased I am about it.
I read it in a book and am jolly pleased I am about it.
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Re: The safest place in time and space
Did it mention dying of the 'flu?


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I can give you no hope there, alas.Callan wrote:Did it mention dying of the 'flu?
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I'm sure the leafy eastern suburbs of Melbourne are even safer!
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Re: The safest place in time and space
Well technically,I suspect no-one has ever been murdered on the summit of Everest, so that is the safest.
Us damned socialist Europeans, with our rules and our freedom to be less likely to be murdered than anyone else.
Us damned socialist Europeans, with our rules and our freedom to be less likely to be murdered than anyone else.
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Re: The safest place in time and space
This house is the focus of global and temporal safety whilst the duvet upstairs is even safer than that. 

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No duvet ever stopped a bullet from a gun, so Phil Lynott said.Crumple wrote:This house is the focus of global and temporal safety whilst the duvet upstairs is even safer than that.
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A crumple post that asserts something, anything is actually safe?


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JimC wrote:A crumple post that asserts something, anything is actually safe?

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The mind boggles. I need a stiff gin to steady my nerves...
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Re: The safest place in time and space
The earth rotates on it's axis at around 1,000mph. It orbits the sun at about 67,000mph and it, in turn, orbits the galactic centre at roughly 486,000mph.
Where ever Europe was in time and space (spacetime) when the OP was posted we are already many thousands of miles away.
We are no longer safe
Where ever Europe was in time and space (spacetime) when the OP was posted we are already many thousands of miles away.
We are no longer safe

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Animavore wrote:The earth rotates on it's axis at around 1,000mph. It orbits the sun at about 67,000mph and it, in turn, orbits the galactic centre at roughly 486,000mph.
Where ever Europe was in time and space (spacetime) when the OP was posted we are already many thousands of miles away.
We are no longer safe

We all need to hide under Crumple's duvet....
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Re: The safest place in time and space
Maybe it's got Tardis-like properties...Clinton Huxley wrote:Animavore wrote:The earth rotates on it's axis at around 1,000mph. It orbits the sun at about 67,000mph and it, in turn, orbits the galactic centre at roughly 486,000mph.
Where ever Europe was in time and space (spacetime) when the OP was posted we are already many thousands of miles away.
We are no longer safe![]()
We all need to hide under Crumple's duvet....
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I read that most serious accidents happen at home. So I moved.
Let me just collect my coat and I'll be on my way...

Let me just collect my coat and I'll be on my way...
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