Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Borrowed from skeptic.com:

Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars
Exopolitics

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According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

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:pr:

[Audley Strange]

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties.

When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms.

[Audley Strange]

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties.

When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms.

If he'd taken Henry Winkler with him he'd have got in.

The Fonz knows.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties.

When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms.

If he'd taken Henry Winkler with him he'd have got in.

The Fonz knows.

"I want to believe."


But I'm not that stupid.

[Audley Strange]

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties.

When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms.

If he'd taken Henry Winkler with him he'd have got in.

The Fonz knows.

"I want to believe."


But I'm not that stupid.

Trust in the Fonz, the Fonz shall show you all the wonders of the universe.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

But he's helpless if his comb goes missing.

[drl2]

Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.

[Atheist-Lite]

Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.

Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.

Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too.

He's a Marshammedan too.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Audley Strange]

Ever see the episode with Malph and The Fonz teaming up with John Carter to rescue Ike from the clutches of the Martian She-Beast?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Ever see the episode with Malph and The Fonz teaming up with John Carter to rescue Ike from the clutches of the Martian She-Beast?

Is that the one where Fonz jumped the landshark?

[Wumbologist]

Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.

Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too.

Nope. He's yeller.

I've been hanging around too many Southerners.