Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

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Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:44 pm

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars
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According to Mr. Basiago and Mr. Stillings, in Summer 1980 they attended a three-week factual seminar about Mars to prepare them for trips that were then later taken to Mars via teleportation. The course was taught by remote viewing pioneer Major Ed Dames, who was then serving as a scientific and technical intelligence officer for the U.S. Army. It was held at The College of the Siskiyous, a small college near Mt. Shasta in California.

They state that ten teenagers were enrolled in the Mars training program. In addition to Basiago and Stillings, two of the eight other teenagers in Major Dames’ class that they can identify today were Barack Obama, who was then using the name “Barry Soetoro,” and Regina Dugan, who Mr. Obama appointed the 19th director and first female director of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) in 2009.

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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:20 pm

What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties. :dunno:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:21 pm

Audley Strange wrote:What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties. :dunno:
When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms. :fp:
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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:24 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties. :dunno:
When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms. :fp:
If he'd taken Henry Winkler with him he'd have got in.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:25 pm

Audley Strange wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties. :dunno:
When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms. :fp:
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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by Audley Strange » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:29 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Audley Strange wrote:What's the problem, we've had jump-rooms since the sixties. :dunno:
When Ron Howard made "Apollo 13" he actually went to The Cape to ask to use their anti-gravity rooms. :fp:
If he'd taken Henry Winkler with him he'd have got in.

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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:44 pm

But he's helpless if his comb goes missing.
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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by drl2 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:12 pm

Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.
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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:29 pm

drl2 wrote:Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.
Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too. :smoke:
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Re: Barack Obama, first teenager on Mars. FACT!

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drl2 wrote:Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.
Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too. :smoke:
He's a Marshammedan too.
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:40 pm

Ever see the episode with Malph and The Fonz teaming up with John Carter to rescue Ike from the clutches of the Martian She-Beast?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:42 pm

Audley Strange wrote:Ever see the episode with Malph and The Fonz teaming up with John Carter to rescue Ike from the clutches of the Martian She-Beast?
Is that the one where Fonz jumped the landshark?
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Post by Wumbologist » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:24 pm

Crumple wrote:
drl2 wrote:Obama went to Mars to hide his Kenyan birth certificate there.
Must have relatives there and I bet he's green on the inside too. :smoke:
Nope. He's yeller.

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