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Re: Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:14 am

Tero wrote:The title had Rats not rats, so I was afraid one of the women had turned cannibalistic.
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Post by Tero » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:31 am

Well, I was not sure how many penises were needed for penis soup. I though it was mainly for novelty. They might have to use other less interesting parts.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:33 am

Tero wrote:Well, I was not sure how many penises were needed for penis soup. I though it was mainly for novelty. They might have to use other less interesting parts.
Don't used dried penises, they loose flavor from the curing process. Canned penis is not always safe, either. Fresh penis, straight off the crotch within the last 24 hours is the way to go.
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Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:08 am

Did you have to mention it was a state-run hospital? Cue Seth in 3.. 2.. 1...
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:11 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Tero wrote:Well, I was not sure how many penises were needed for penis soup. I though it was mainly for novelty. They might have to use other less interesting parts.
Don't used dried penises, they loose flavor from the curing process. Canned penis is not always safe, either. Fresh penis, straight off the crotch within the last 24 hours is the way to go.
Don't cut off the penis, just milk it or such the juice straight out .
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:33 pm

Svartalf wrote:
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Tero wrote:Well, I was not sure how many penises were needed for penis soup. I though it was mainly for novelty. They might have to use other less interesting parts.
Don't used dried penises, they loose flavor from the curing process. Canned penis is not always safe, either. Fresh penis, straight off the crotch within the last 24 hours is the way to go.
Don't cut off the penis, just milk it or such the juice straight out .
I'll let you such penises. :read:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:34 pm

I once got bitten by a rat after mistaking it for a field telephone. :nutter:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:35 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I once got bitten by a rat after mistaking it for a field telephone. :nutter:
"There may have been alcohol or drugs involved."
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:36 pm

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JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I once got bitten by a rat after mistaking it for a field telephone. :nutter:
"There may have been alcohol or drugs involved."
It was dark. - And I never actually put it all the way to my ear. :smoke:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:40 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
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JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I once got bitten by a rat after mistaking it for a field telephone. :nutter:
"There may have been alcohol or drugs involved."
It was dark. - And I never actually put it all the way to my ear. :smoke:
There would definitely have been substances involved if you got it all the way to your ear. They don't take kindly to being picked up. :what:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:50 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:I once got bitten by a rat after mistaking it for a field telephone. :nutter:
"There may have been alcohol or drugs involved."
It was dark. - And I never actually put it all the way to my ear. :smoke:
There would definitely have been substances involved if you got it all the way to your ear. They don't take kindly to being picked up. :what:
Well I know that now, don't I? :toetap:
The food at the vcp's had attracted them (there were several) and some of the guys were stupid enough to feed them (the things folk do when they're bored). As a result they had become fairly tame tolerant of humans.
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Re: Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:58 pm

I was sitting on a breakwater here (10°26'18.45" N 75°31'52.37" W) one time waiting for the casino across the street to open (sundown, for some reason). I was watching crabs scuttle around and smoking a "cigarette". As it got dark I noticed that the crabs had glowing red eyes. :what: I flicked my Bic and saw that there were several hundred rats all around me. I am stupid, so I beat feet out of there. "Your beach!"
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Re: Penis Bitten Off By Rats

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:36 pm

Medical tourism, anyone?
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