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by FBM » Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:12 am
Ayaan wrote:FBM wrote:Audley Strange wrote:All I could here was that NOPE! Taxidermy guy from moments past. When I read this. Seems a tad Eponiac, but still at least she didn't flog it.
We've got a smiley for that...
We've got a smiley for everything. 
And weirdness for every smiley...
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by Audley Strange » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:36 pm
Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:14 pm
Audley Strange wrote:Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
NEED.
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by JimC » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:41 pm
Bella Fortuna wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
NEED.
A smiley like that would be so tempting in my work environment, when yet another inane email from the deputy arrives...
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by klr » Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:46 pm
JimC wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
NEED.
A smiley like that would be so tempting in my work environment, when yet another inane email from the deputy arrives...
I'm sure it's possible to configure your email rules so that certain messages are indicated as having been read by you, whereas in reality they go straight to the trash.
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:28 am
JimC wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
NEED.
A smiley like that would be so tempting in my work environment, when yet another inane email from the deputy arrives...
Non-facebooker here. No clue what you're all talking about.
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:32 am
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:11 am
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by Svartalf » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:15 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Audley Strange wrote:Do we have a facebook type smiley that says "*add your name* really doesn't give two fucks about this." with a little image of two fingers sticking up rather than a thumb?
NEED.
wouldn't that be a tag, like like or dislike?
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:29 am
Toast argument lands sister in jail
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla., Nov. 24 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said they arrested a 21-year-old woman who allegedly attacked her sister during an argument about toast.
The Pasco County Sheriff's Office said Maria Victoria Acevedo, 21, of Wesley Chapel, walked into the kitchen of her home around 1:40 p.m. Sunday and became enraged when she saw her 16-year-old sister using her bread to make toast, the St. Petersburg Times reported Thursday.
Investigators said the sister apologized, but Acevedo was not satisfied and she struck the younger girl twice in the head with a 6-inch metal cooking pot, pulled her hair and slammed her head into the ground.
The sister fled into her bedroom and sent a Facebook message to a cousin asking to call for help.
The incident was witnesses by the third sister, deputies said.
Acevedo was charged with domestic battery and released from the Land O'Lakes jail without bond.
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by JimC » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:31 am
This makes me glad I am an only child, and my toast is safe...
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:32 am
Your toast may be safe, but you're not...
Dog caught driving in Australia
DARWIN, Australia, Nov. 20 (UPI) -- A dog allegedly was spotted driving a mobile home down the street in Darwin, Australia, after learning how to drive by observing his owner, observers claim.
Woodley, a 2-year-old German Koolie, allegedly took the mobile home for a spin while his owner, Richard McCormack was in a store, The Sun reported.
"I came out and saw the bus going down the road. I couldn't believe it," McCormack said.
This isn't the first time Woodley has tried to take the wheel, his owner explained.
"He sits next to me when I'm driving and in the driver's seat when I'm not. The handbrake is on the dashboard and he's seen me release it many times. He was just copying me. He's tried it on before," said McCormack.
The vehicle was eventually brought to a stop when bystander Phil Newton, 30, jumped in an open window and put the handbrake back on after seeing that a dog was navigating the mobile home.
"This was weird, even for the Northern Territory," he said.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/11/20/ ... z1gmaqO0vP
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by JimC » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:45 am
Up in Darwin, they take weird to another level...
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by FBM » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:49 am
Considering the rest of the world feels that way about Oz in general...
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by Pappa » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:57 am
FBM wrote:OK, I've heard of some weird shit, but...damn.
Creme de la Weird
Authorities in Washington County, Ore., said in October that they would not file charges against a very weird 21-year-old woman who had felt compelled, as a tribute to her horse that had just died of old age, to get naked and climb inside the horse's carcass, to "feel one" with it. Her boyfriend recorded the extremely bloody adventure with numerous photographs (many showing her smiling joyously), which made their way onto the Internet and available to any viewers with strong stomachs. Said Deputy Sgt. Dave Thompson: "At some point in your career, you say, yeah, I've seen a lot of bad stuff (and) you see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven't seen everything." [KOIN-TV (Portland), 10-27-2011]
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html
I just looked at the pictures.... the poses are kinda funny.
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