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by FBM » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:28 pm
OK, I've heard of some weird shit, but...damn.
Creme de la Weird
Authorities in Washington County, Ore., said in October that they would not file charges against a very weird 21-year-old woman who had felt compelled, as a tribute to her horse that had just died of old age, to get naked and climb inside the horse's carcass, to "feel one" with it. Her boyfriend recorded the extremely bloody adventure with numerous photographs (many showing her smiling joyously), which made their way onto the Internet and available to any viewers with strong stomachs. Said Deputy Sgt. Dave Thompson: "At some point in your career, you say, yeah, I've seen a lot of bad stuff (and) you see this kind of picture and you realize maybe you haven't seen everything." [KOIN-TV (Portland), 10-27-2011]
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by Gallstones » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:06 pm
I have enjoyed getting 'into' a few fresh carcasses in my day, but never crawling inside of one.
If one is going to post a whale, you kind of have to though.
But anyway, in this instance...........ewwwwwww.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:15 pm
Sounds like something that belongs
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by Animavore » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:22 pm
If you've ever stuck your hand right up into a fowl carcass to stuff it you are not in a position to say anything.
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by Gallstones » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:30 pm
Animavore wrote:If you've ever stuck your hand right up into a fowl carcass to stuff it you are not in a position to say anything.
I've been up to my armpit in a sow, and up to the knuckle in a bitch, does that count?
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by Audley Strange » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:22 pm
All I could here was that NOPE! Taxidermy guy from moments past. When I read this. Seems a tad Eponiac, but still at least she didn't flog it.
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by Bella Fortuna » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:41 pm
Audley Strange wrote:All I could here was that NOPE! Taxidermy guy from moments past.
Fortuna Junior will be so pleased. He was begging me to post that Chuck Testa commercial here.
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by Audley Strange » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:02 am
He was right to do so, I love absurdity.
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by Bella Fortuna » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:04 am
For a young'un he has a fine appreciation for it. I hope I've played some little part in that.
Like providing the absurdity.
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by Seth » Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:37 am
Good way to stay alive in the cold in the woods. Kill an elk or horse, gut it, then crawl inside for shelter. Makes breakfast, lunch and dinner for some days too...
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by JimC » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:05 am
I guess she was just a little more into her pet than most...
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by Tero » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:26 am
Chuck Shepherd is still alive? I had no idea.
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by hadespussercats » Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:37 am
JimC wrote:I guess she was just a little more into her pet than most...
I thought they smelled bad on the outside!
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by FBM » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:38 am
Audley Strange wrote:All I could here was that NOPE! Taxidermy guy from moments past. When I read this. Seems a tad Eponiac, but still at least she didn't flog it.
We've got a smiley for that...
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by Ayaan » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:45 am
FBM wrote:Audley Strange wrote:All I could here was that NOPE! Taxidermy guy from moments past. When I read this. Seems a tad Eponiac, but still at least she didn't flog it.
We've got a smiley for that...
We've got a smiley for everything. 
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