Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:48 pm

Gallstones wrote:
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Gallstones wrote:
Azathoth wrote:Just a simple multiple choice test on the way into the polls regarding the candidates and their policies would enhance the electoral process. You can take it as many times as you want but can't vote until you pass it
:this: or something like it. You get to vote after you prove you are informed on the candidates, the initiatives and the process. Legals only.
Who would write the questions? :ask:
University Poli Sci professors.
Because they're independent and unbiased? The ones from poli sci at Oral Roberts University, or the ones from UC Berkeley?

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:50 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.
We're good drivers, my dear Hux. No citizenry in the world is better able to handle a motor vehicle at 120 KPH, while handling a Big Mac, French Fries and 60 ounce Coca-Cola. You know that.

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:51 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.
For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!
Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...
My days are seeming distinctly numbered as far as that goes. Venturing out to the grocery store seems a recipe for having Zilla/Ayaan crash into me, even from thousands of miles away. No one is safe!
If I were there, I'd hit you from behind, for sure. :shifty:

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:53 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Americans? Terrible drivers. Caught a taxi when I was in San Fran and I thought I was going to die. Almost as bad as the Italians.
For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!
Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...
My days are seeming distinctly numbered as far as that goes. Venturing out to the grocery store seems a recipe for having Zilla/Ayaan crash into me, even from thousands of miles away. No one is safe!
If I were there, I'd hit you from behind, for sure. :shifty:
Just no using your mobile at the same time... :mod:
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:57 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!
Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...
My days are seeming distinctly numbered as far as that goes. Venturing out to the grocery store seems a recipe for having Zilla/Ayaan crash into me, even from thousands of miles away. No one is safe!
If I were there, I'd hit you from behind, for sure. :shifty:
Just no using your mobile at the same time... :mod:
What if I set it on vibrate?

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Feck » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:58 pm

Yeah but not the Grays ,they can't be trusted .
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote: For god's sake, let 'em vote, but not do anything important like drive a car!
Statistically, it would only be a matter of days before either Zilla or Ayaan crashed into 'em...
My days are seeming distinctly numbered as far as that goes. Venturing out to the grocery store seems a recipe for having Zilla/Ayaan crash into me, even from thousands of miles away. No one is safe!
If I were there, I'd hit you from behind, for sure. :shifty:
Just no using your mobile at the same time... :mod:
Coito ergo sum wrote: What if I set it on vibrate?
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:03 pm

Bella, I know this slit and pocket arrangement between your legs is awfully convenient, but I'm not sure it's really suitable to hold a phone.
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by apophenia » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:12 pm




I'm not in principle against allowing illegals to vote -- they likely have as big a stake in economic and political decisions than many in the community. I don't see any way that you could prevent illegals being used in voting abuses, probably at the behest of the major parties without some form of registration.

But your thoughts gave me an idea. Instead of voting for candidates, the parties should come up with a list of issues, which would be neutrally reworded by an election committee, and any candidate would have to register their choices on those questions. At election, instead of a slate of candidates, you would mark your choices on these issues, and the candidate closest to your choices gets your vote. People would know in advance exactly what their candidates stand for, and there would be no denying what position they took after the election. ('It will never work. They'll kill him dead in one day!")


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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:16 pm

apophenia wrote:I'm not in principle against allowing illegals to vote -- they likely have as big a stake in economic and political decisions than many in the community.
Of course they have a stake. That isn't the point. They don't deserve a say, because they shouldn't be here in the first place. Absent extenuating circumstances, the moral, legal, ethical, and proper thing to do would be to leave.
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I don't see any way that you could prevent illegals being used in voting abuses, probably at the behest of the major parties without some form of registration.
We do have registration. If you aren't registered, you can't vote. And, it's voter fraud to register illegal aliens. They're supposed to prove they are entitled to vote.
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But your thoughts gave me an idea. Instead of voting for candidates, the parties should come up with a list of issues, which would be neutrally reworded by an election committee, and any candidate would have to register their choice on those questions. At election, instead of a slate of candidates, you would mark your choices on these issues, and the candidate closest to your choices gets your vote. People would know in advance exactly what their candidates stand for, and there would be no denying waht position they took after the election. ('It will never work. They'll kill him dead in one day!")
The suggestion fails of its basic assumption that there is or could be such a thing as "neutrally reworded."

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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Seth » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:36 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Only people who pay federal taxes should be allowed to vote, and citizenship shouldn't matter. Good bye Democratic Party :twisted:
The Democrats would just push a law through that provides federal funds to people to pay their federal taxes. Problem solved.
Only those citizens who own real property and pay property taxes should be permitted to vote.

Anyone who takes any government subsidy AT ALL (yes, including farmers and Social Security retirees) should be prohibited from voting, since there's an inherent bias towards supporting the taxing authority that provides the subsidy.

I also rather favor Heinlein's notion that a term of government service, in the military or other approved function, confers citizenship on young people, but that the default is that if you're on the dole, you're a prole, and you don't get a voice in how the nation is run.
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by MrJonno » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:43 pm

Seth wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:Only people who pay federal taxes should be allowed to vote, and citizenship shouldn't matter. Good bye Democratic Party :twisted:
The Democrats would just push a law through that provides federal funds to people to pay their federal taxes. Problem solved.
Only those citizens who own real property and pay property taxes should be permitted to vote.

Anyone who takes any government subsidy AT ALL (yes, including farmers and Social Security retirees) should be prohibited from voting, since there's an inherent bias towards supporting the taxing authority that provides the subsidy.

I also rather favor Heinlein's notion that a term of government service, in the military or other approved function, confers citizenship on young people, but that the default is that if you're on the dole, you're a prole, and you don't get a voice in how the nation is run.
Yeah I always though that was meant to be parody but oh well someone takes it seriously
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Gallstones » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:47 pm

Seth, people who collect retirement SS have paid for it and many do own real property.
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:50 pm

Forget it, the guy is wanking to RAH's sick fantasies... the only sicker puppies around that corner of the building are the randians
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Re: Allow Illegal Aliens to Vote?

Post by Ian » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:56 pm

I really can't tell when Seth is just POEing for the sake of furthering debate, or when he's serious. That last comment was just... fuckit, I'm not even gonna go into it. Just crazy.

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he wasn't really serious.

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