Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:46 pm

Azathoth wrote:You don't want to know about the beer prices ;)
It's been a while since I've been in Norway, but I do recall the prices being pretty high.

But, when I change my money over to the Monopoly money they use over there, I find it feels more like trading torn up bits of paper for things.

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Warren Dew » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:28 am

I'm guessing their farm lobby makes it difficult to import butter.
Last Friday, customs officers stopped a Russian at the Norwegian-Swedish border and seized 90 kilos (198 pounds) of butter stashed in his car.

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Gallstones » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:37 am

What are they charging for Norwegian cream?
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:44 am

Gallstones wrote:What are they charging for Norwegian cream?
Normal will provide it for free in certain circumstances...
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:12 pm

Gallstones wrote:What are they charging for Norwegian cream?
Probably 10 kroners 40, or some such....

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by borealis » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:11 pm

MiM wrote:We actually have some of the same problem in Finland (and according to my knowledge in Sweden) too. Nothing dramatic, but the shelves for butter are occasionally empty in the stores, and the papers are writing about it.

:leave:
Yep. The whole north is out of butter.

Sweden: http://www.thelocal.se/36412/20110928/
Finland: http://yle.fi/uutiset/news/2011/10/butt ... 55762.html

And according to this piece of news, Russia isn't safe either. http://www.dairyreporter.com/Markets/So ... and-Russia

(These are slightly older news, see the dates)

At least in Sweden the situation is getting better, no fear of butterless Christmas.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:49 pm

borealis wrote:
MiM wrote:We actually have some of the same problem in Finland (and according to my knowledge in Sweden) too. Nothing dramatic, but the shelves for butter are occasionally empty in the stores, and the papers are writing about it.

:leave:
Yep. The whole north is out of butter.

Sweden: http://www.thelocal.se/36412/20110928/
Finland: http://yle.fi/uutiset/news/2011/10/butt ... 55762.html

And according to this piece of news, Russia isn't safe either. http://www.dairyreporter.com/Markets/So ... and-Russia

(These are slightly older news, see the dates)

At least in Sweden the situation is getting better, no fear of butterless Christmas.
Why wouldn't they just take an emergency measure to allow importing of butter from reputable butter manufactures....

Oh, that's right, I forgot, for a government to make such a decision it requires formal submissions by butter manufacturers, an application process, a blue-ribbon panel of butter experts, four years of study, and then a final decision followed by an appeals process....you'll have your butter by Christmas, 2021...

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Gallstones » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:25 pm

Can't they just substitute rendered reindeer or yak lard?
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Gallstones » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:26 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gallstones wrote:What are they charging for Norwegian cream?
Probably 10 kroners 40, or some such....
So, for about $2 they could make their own.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:29 pm

Gallstones wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gallstones wrote:What are they charging for Norwegian cream?
Probably 10 kroners 40, or some such....
So, for about $2 they could make their own.
It's probably illegal in Norway to be a butter manufacturer without a license from the government and proper inspections. Norwegians file forms in triplicate to make a doody.

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by FBM » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:52 pm

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Yes, but at least using margarine makes it a bit easier...
There could be a large margarine of error there...margarine of....pffff.
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:46 pm

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Clinton Huxley wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
normal wrote:We are fucking idiots :fp:
Yes, but at least using margarine makes it a bit easier...
There could be a large margarine of error there...margarine of....pffff.
That was so bad it made my stomach churn.
Like it hadn't oc-curd to you...
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:52 pm

I'm becoming very intolerant of this thread.

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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:47 pm

Certain people are milking this thread for all it's worth...
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Re: Norwegian Butter Market Going Through the Roof

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:50 pm

Some people think this thread is the creme de la creme of threads.

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