Why would ah wanna get elocutioned? Sounds lahk 'at would hurt. Lahk 'at time ah pissed on that 'lectric fence. Oooooh-weee, 'at smarted fer a while!!Clinton Huxley wrote:You can fix our teeth and we can give you lot elocution lessons...FBM wrote:Do you guys think you could handle all the wanton dentistry that goes on over here?
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"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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For a Merkin, you talk a lotta sense...FBM wrote:Why would ah wanna get elocutioned? Sounds lahk 'at would hurt. Lahk 'at time ah pissed on that 'lectric fence. Oooooh-weee, 'at smarted fer a while!!Clinton Huxley wrote:You can fix our teeth and we can give you lot elocution lessons...FBM wrote:Do you guys think you could handle all the wanton dentistry that goes on over here?
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Shoot, atter 5 years o' skule, waddaya 'spect? 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?Clinton Huxley wrote:Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:
1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
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Note to self: On becoming President of the UKA, send this one to Guantanimo.Coito ergo sum wrote:Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?Clinton Huxley wrote:Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:
1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Note to self: On becoming President of the UKA, send this one to Guantanimo.Coito ergo sum wrote:Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?Clinton Huxley wrote:Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:
1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
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^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
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You'll learn...Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.
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I shall stand firm!Coito ergo sum wrote:You'll learn...Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.
When I was in the US in the summer, I went to Starbucks and there was a warning at the end of the counter that caffeine might cause cancer. All that nonsense is going when I'm King. I mean, when I'm President.
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Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man? 
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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I would feed grits to my horse and to my servants but not to my hounds.FBM wrote:Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man?
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AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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...I'm listening...Clinton Huxley wrote:I shall stand firm!Coito ergo sum wrote:You'll learn...Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.
When I was in the US in the summer, I went to Starbucks and there was a warning at the end of the counter that caffeine might cause cancer. All that nonsense is going when I'm King. I mean, when I'm President.
Go on...
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Sounds fair. You can always feed the horses and servants to your hounds once you've fattened them up on grits.Clinton Huxley wrote:I would feed grits to my horse and to my servants but not to my hounds.FBM wrote:Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man?
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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