Britain as 51st State

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:Do you guys think you could handle all the wanton dentistry that goes on over here?
You can fix our teeth and we can give you lot elocution lessons...
Why would ah wanna get elocutioned? Sounds lahk 'at would hurt. Lahk 'at time ah pissed on that 'lectric fence. Oooooh-weee, 'at smarted fer a while!!
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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:55 pm

FBM wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:Do you guys think you could handle all the wanton dentistry that goes on over here?
You can fix our teeth and we can give you lot elocution lessons...
Why would ah wanna get elocutioned? Sounds lahk 'at would hurt. Lahk 'at time ah pissed on that 'lectric fence. Oooooh-weee, 'at smarted fer a while!!
For a Merkin, you talk a lotta sense...
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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:29 pm

Shoot, atter 5 years o' skule, waddaya 'spect? :levi:
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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:30 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:

1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?
Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:30 pm

.dupe.

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:32 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:

1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?
Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?
Note to self: On becoming President of the UKA, send this one to Guantanimo.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:38 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
andrewclunn wrote:We'll take you on three conditions:

1) We get Canada too.
2) You get rid of the BNP.
3) You fucking learn to drive on the right side of the road.
Done but you know that, once we are in, we are going to make top hats compulsory?
Will you be letting us in on the secret of modern English dentistry?
Note to self: On becoming President of the UKA, send this one to Guantanimo.

Guantanamo Bay under President Huxley:

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:41 pm

^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:11 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
You'll learn...

...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:13 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
You'll learn...

...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.
I shall stand firm!

When I was in the US in the summer, I went to Starbucks and there was a warning at the end of the counter that caffeine might cause cancer. All that nonsense is going when I'm King. I mean, when I'm President.
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:27 pm

Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man? :ask:
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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:29 pm

FBM wrote:Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man? :ask:
I would feed grits to my horse and to my servants but not to my hounds.
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:30 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:^^ See, I'm already bringing a touch of class and I'm not even in the Oval Office yet...
You'll learn...

...you won't be in office five minutes and PETA will be at your door badgering you to rename your guards from Beefeaters to Lettuceaters.
I shall stand firm!

When I was in the US in the summer, I went to Starbucks and there was a warning at the end of the counter that caffeine might cause cancer. All that nonsense is going when I'm King. I mean, when I'm President.
...I'm listening...

Go on...

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by FBM » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:35 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
FBM wrote:Life under Lord Huxley, Commander in Chief. Wonder what that would be like? What's your take on grits, old man? :ask:
I would feed grits to my horse and to my servants but not to my hounds.
Sounds fair. You can always feed the horses and servants to your hounds once you've fattened them up on grits.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."

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Re: Britain as 51st State

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:37 pm

The Huxley White House:
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