Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

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Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

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Post by Mr P » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:17 pm

All hail the ramblings of captain irrelevant.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by tattuchu » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:35 pm

No idea who this is. Kelly Clarkson's da?
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by klr » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:38 pm

tattuchu wrote:No idea who this is. Kelly Clarkson's da?
Someone who doesn't know who Jeremy Clarkson is? :shock:

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by Ian » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:39 pm

klr wrote:
tattuchu wrote:No idea who this is. Kelly Clarkson's da?
Someone who doesn't know who Jeremy Clarkson is? :shock:

"And on that bombshell ..."
I have no idea who that is. We have enough curmudgeonly whackos here in the states for me to keep up with the ones across the pond.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by klr » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:47 pm

Ian wrote:
klr wrote:
tattuchu wrote:No idea who this is. Kelly Clarkson's da?
Someone who doesn't know who Jeremy Clarkson is? :shock:

"And on that bombshell ..."
I have no idea who that is. We have enough curmudgeonly whackos here in the states for me to keep up with the ones across the pond.
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by Schneibster » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:54 pm

Bet he has fun next time he goes through immigration. I'd fix him right up, cavity search and the whole nine yards.
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Post by Animavore » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:55 pm

Schneibster wrote:Bet he has fun next time he goes through immigration. I'd fix him right up, cavity search and the whole nine yards.
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Post by Schneibster » Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:59 pm

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:02 am

klr wrote:
tattuchu wrote:No idea who this is. Kelly Clarkson's da?
Someone who doesn't know who Jeremy Clarkson is? :shock:

"And on that bombshell ..."
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by PsychoSerenity » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:32 am

:funny:

Clarkson is a massive dick, but that's kind of the point of him - he's just making some outrageous comments for a laugh. Better that than the rest of the BBC that tries so absurdly hard never to offend anyone. And especially "The One Show" which is dullness defined - and every day they get some minor celebrity or TV personality to give inane comments on subjects that they have no special knowledge about - what do they expect to happen when they finally get someone with a sense of humour who doesn't care about crossing lines occasionally?
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by Ian » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:52 am

Stephen Colbert sounds like a better act. Someone whose over-the-top uber-conservative blowhard persona is a satirical character rather than an exagerration of the real guy.

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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:14 am

I used to think he was great - but now I find him (and Top Gear) dull.

It's just too forced - but at least not the US version!!
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by hadespussercats » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:57 am

Who cares what Jeremy Clarkson thinks about the strikers? He hosts a show about cars. Is he a big political influence over there?
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson: Strikers should be shot

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:21 am

hadespussercats wrote:Who cares what Jeremy Clarkson thinks about the strikers? He hosts a show about cars. Is he a big political influence over there?
His "thing" is to be as politically incorrect as it's possible to be, and offend as many people as possible.

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