Movies which suck, but still suck!

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Post by rachelbean » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:22 am

Holy shit, you just put star trek and BATMAN in the same list as twilight. I don't know if we can be friends anymore :nono:

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Post by FBM » Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:18 am

rachelbean wrote:Holy shit, you just put star trek and BATMAN in the same list as twilight. I don't know if we can be friends anymore :nono:
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Post by Svartalf » Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:36 am

Gawdzilla wrote:The Toy
What's that? There's a French movie that would have that title, but I don't think this is the one you're referring to.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:34 am

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:The Toy
What's that? There's a French movie that would have that title, but I don't think this is the one you're referring to.
Robin Williams.
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Post by Twoflower » Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:38 am

Pappa wrote:Citizen Kane. :tea:
One of the most boring films of all time.
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Post by apophenia » Sun Nov 13, 2011 3:33 am




Somehow I'm seeing a continuation of the episode Spock's Brain, only with Tero in the lead role.

Don't know why.


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Post by hadespussercats » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:41 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:The Toy
What's that? There's a French movie that would have that title, but I don't think this is the one you're referring to.
Robin Williams.
Yeah, but Joan Cusack's plastic wigs were cool. And I liked the Magritte-style production design. It did suck otherwise, though. Hard.

Not as hard as Bean. Bean made me want to chew off an arm to escape.
Or Pay it Forward. I had to watch that one because they were showing it on the Greyhound Bus. Kevin Spacey has a stupid face, and is also full of himself. And Haley Joel Osment should have just stuck with seeing dead people.
And You've Got Mail makes me want to kill someone-- not only because of Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks/Jowly McGee. The story is basically that TH represents a Barnes and Noble big-box style bookstore chain, and he tricks MR to drive her little independent bookshop out of business. For this, he is rewarded with her everlasting love. Fuck. That.

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Post by FBM » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:53 am

Oh, good god, hades. I had a study group of male professors who decided that they just had to watch You've Got Mail in order to more fully comprehend American society. I had to not only endure watching it once all the way through, but then go through the whole facking thing, scene after scene, explaining dialog and the motivations of the characters. :ani:
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Post by JimC » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:18 am

I rarely if ever go to the movies or watch films on TV. I always resist the suspension of disbelief required for enjoyment...

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Post by FBM » Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:49 am

JimC wrote:I rarely if ever go to the movies or watch films on TV. I always resist the suspension of disbelief required for enjoyment...

I know, I know, I'm weird...
I know what you mean. Fiction is at the bottom of my list of genres. Documentaries or films based (more or less accurately) on historical events get my attention. You and I are officially boring old fucks. :ddpan:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:08 pm

Love Actually. Everyone involved should be punched in the balls.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:20 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Love Actually. Everyone involved should be punched in the balls.
You'll find the right lady one day, Huxley, old thing. :console:

Meanwhile, this is a thread about cinematographs. :tea:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:21 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Love Actually. Everyone involved should be punched in the balls.
You'll find the right lady one day, Huxley, old thing. :console:

Meanwhile, this is a thread about cinematographs. :tea:
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Post by amused » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:22 pm

Any Mel Gibson movie except Road Warrior
Any Terrence Malick movie
Lord of the Rings (but the books are great)
Harry Potter (the books suck too)

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:22 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Love Actually. Everyone involved should be punched in the balls.
You'll find the right lady one day, Huxley, old thing. :console:

Meanwhile, this is a thread about cinematographs. :tea:
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