This is why i love Gurkas

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Exi5tentialist » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:22 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exi5tentialist wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
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That must truly be a sight to behead.
Fixed. :?
Painful
Now now, don't lose your head about it!
Stop saying that, it's making my kukri twitch.

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Pappa » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:25 pm

PordFrefect wrote:Poor Lozzer. We're all so hard on him.
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You said "hard on"... hehe hehe hehe...

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:26 pm

Exi5tentialist wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exi5tentialist wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Exi5tentialist wrote:
That must truly be a sight to behead.
Fixed. :?
Painful
Now now, don't lose your head about it!
Stop saying that, it's making my kukri twitch.
Careful, a twitchy kukri might make you lose a different head. :cry:
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Jason » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:26 pm

Gurkas..

They really know how to get a head in life.
They always keep a cool head.
They love getting head.
They'll always head you off.
Heading in the right direction.

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Exi5tentialist » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:31 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Careful, a twitchy kukri might make you lose a different head. :cry:
That's what I'm worried about.

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Exi5tentialist » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:34 pm

Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?

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Post by Lozzer » Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:03 pm

Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Exi5tentialist » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:10 pm

Lozzer wrote:
Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.
Two shit reasons for perpetuating a shit way of doing things.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:37 am

Ian wrote:Y'know what could prove to be the ultimate covert, behind-the-lines strategy to take down the Taliban? Ten thousand Gurkas hidden in burkas.
that's a sikh idea
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:38 am

Exi5tentialist wrote:So you like watching Gurkas unsheath their kukris, Lozzer?
you think he likes bent blades? looks to me he prefers them straight.
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Svartalf » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:41 am

Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
because
a) it's a tradition
b) there ain't enough highlanders to make a whole army and them Gurkhas are a sight finer soldiers than those faggish anglos.
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:53 am

Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
because they are fucking dangerous little bastards and dirt cheap too
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 18, 2011 7:58 am

Exi5tentialist wrote:
Lozzer wrote:
Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.
Two shit reasons for perpetuating a shit way of doing things.
They were superb in WW2, beating the Japs at their own game in the jungle.

And over the years, the economy of Nepal has benefited from the wages and pensions paid to them.

So, stuff your snide leftist garbage where the sun don't shine!

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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by Hermit » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:13 am

JimC wrote:stuff your snide leftist garbage
Preserved for future use. :levi:
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Re: This is why i love Gurkas

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:16 am

Seraph wrote:
JimC wrote:stuff your snide leftist garbage
Preserved for future use. :levi:
No doubt it will be used against me by the noisy right at some stage in the future...

I start to feel unbalanced if attacked more by one side than the other...
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