Stop saying that, it's making my kukri twitch.Bella Fortuna wrote:Now now, don't lose your head about it!Exi5tentialist wrote:PainfulBella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.Exi5tentialist wrote:
That must truly be a sight to behead.
This is why i love Gurkas
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Careful, a twitchy kukri might make you lose a different head.Exi5tentialist wrote:Stop saying that, it's making my kukri twitch.Bella Fortuna wrote:Now now, don't lose your head about it!Exi5tentialist wrote:PainfulBella Fortuna wrote:Fixed.Exi5tentialist wrote:
That must truly be a sight to behead.

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Gurkas..
They really know how to get a head in life.
They always keep a cool head.
They love getting head.
They'll always head you off.
Heading in the right direction.
They really know how to get a head in life.
They always keep a cool head.
They love getting head.
They'll always head you off.
Heading in the right direction.
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That's what I'm worried about.Bella Fortuna wrote:Careful, a twitchy kukri might make you lose a different head.
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Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
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Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
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Two shit reasons for perpetuating a shit way of doing things.Lozzer wrote:Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
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that's a sikh ideaIan wrote:Y'know what could prove to be the ultimate covert, behind-the-lines strategy to take down the Taliban? Ten thousand Gurkas hidden in burkas.
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you think he likes bent blades? looks to me he prefers them straight.Exi5tentialist wrote:So you like watching Gurkas unsheath their kukris, Lozzer?
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becauseExi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
a) it's a tradition
b) there ain't enough highlanders to make a whole army and them Gurkhas are a sight finer soldiers than those faggish anglos.
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because they are fucking dangerous little bastards and dirt cheap tooExi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
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They were superb in WW2, beating the Japs at their own game in the jungle.Exi5tentialist wrote:Two shit reasons for perpetuating a shit way of doing things.Lozzer wrote:Because we have done for over a century? They're friggin' awesome asians.Exi5tentialist wrote:Anyway, why are we employing Nepalese mercenaries in the British army?
And over the years, the economy of Nepal has benefited from the wages and pensions paid to them.
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Preserved for future use.JimC wrote:stuff your snide leftist garbage

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No doubt it will be used against me by the noisy right at some stage in the future...Seraph wrote:Preserved for future use.JimC wrote:stuff your snide leftist garbage
I start to feel unbalanced if attacked more by one side than the other...
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