
Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
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Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
How much food have you for a sudden emergency of unknown duration? 


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The pantry is full of tinned tomatoes, tinned cocunut milk, rice, soup, beans and filters for the coffee machine. I'll survive.
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Re: Hurrah, The Butter Is Gone? Are you Prepared?
A famous story in our household was how my German grandmother, right after WWII, traded a full length tablecloth that took her a year to crochet for one pound of butter and a dozen eggs so she make spritz cookies for Christmas.
Butter, uber alles!!!!
Butter, uber alles!!!!
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Mmmmm, spritz!!maiforpeace wrote:A famous story in our household was how my German grandmother, right after WWII, traded a full length tablecloth that took her a year to crochet for one pound of butter and a dozen eggs so she make spritz cookies for Christmas.
Butter, uber alles!!!!
But seriously, I could live for months on my hoardy food stores.
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I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
Ah. And part of a can of tuna that's not too brown yet, and about a pound of coffee grounds. Won't need to grocery shop for at least a week.
Ah. And part of a can of tuna that's not too brown yet, and about a pound of coffee grounds. Won't need to grocery shop for at least a week.
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I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
I should post a picture of my pantry; it's impressively wedged top to toe with stuff.
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Enough with the teasing, let's see a pic. I'll show you mine if you show me yours...Bella Fortuna wrote:I think that would CAUSE the apocalypse!FBM wrote:I found 19 packets of honey mustard, about a third of a squeeze tube of mayonnaise, 2 eggs, some dried stuff at the bottom of the fridge that I couldn't identify but still looked like it could be boiled and eaten, and 239 packets of instant grits. I'm set for the apocalypse.
I should post a picture of my pantry; it's impressively wedged top to toe with stuff.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I will once I'm at home again. 
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I have a half a packet of cigarettes 2lt of milk and shitload of coffee and tea and a dozen beers.
I hope the apocalypse doesn't happen till friday otherwise i wont be able to stock up on ciggies and booze.
Mum's going shopping tomorrow so i would be fine for weetbix milk and by extension coffee.
I hope the apocalypse doesn't happen till friday otherwise i wont be able to stock up on ciggies and booze.
Mum's going shopping tomorrow so i would be fine for weetbix milk and by extension coffee.
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When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:How about a preemptive move?pawiz wrote:When the Apocalypse comes, I want to be the first to die.
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I don't think you can call what's coming anything religious. Why not call it what it is? A typical manmade fuck-up caused by not thinking things through properly? Hoping for the best is not a plan. 
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Zero. If the power goes out, we'll have to down the perishables in about 3 days. In the pantry there may be some pasta, rice, some dry beans, the remnants of some snacks, old cereal, a bag of flaxseeds, a small amount of coffee, tea, sugar and honey. Of course, if the power goes out, we'll have to cook the pasta and rice over an open flame. Problem is, I don't think we have any matches and we are fresh out of "flint and tinder." We have some wildlife in the preserve behind our place, but I do not own a gun or a fishing pole with which to catch any of it, and I haven't gutted anything but a fish ever, and it's been 30 years since I did that.
My guess is that we'd pack up the truck, and quietly proceed to a relative's house and hope for the best.
I couldn't be less prepared, I think. I have one extra pair of glasses. So, hopefully they won't break.
My guess is that we'd pack up the truck, and quietly proceed to a relative's house and hope for the best.
I couldn't be less prepared, I think. I have one extra pair of glasses. So, hopefully they won't break.
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