The Break Up of Australia
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The Break Up of Australia
Lamb Island, pop 400, is going to vote on whether to secede from Australia and set itself up as a constitutional monarchy, with King Bulwinkel as its head and either Klingon or Elvish as its official second language.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o ... -secession
I think Jim's manor should follow......King, nay, Emperor JimC the 1st.......
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o ... -secession
I think Jim's manor should follow......King, nay, Emperor JimC the 1st.......
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And there I was thinking there was a new rift zone forming.
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I don't follow showbiz gossip mesel'.
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Lamb Island, pop 400, is going to vote on whether to secede from Australia and set itself up as a constitutional monarchy, with King Bulwinkel as its head and either Klingon or Elvish as its official second language.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o ... -secession
I think Jim's manor should follow......King, nay, Emperor JimC the 1st.......

More like Empress Bronwyn, I suspect...
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Every Empress needs a consort, Jim. I can see you in the Imperial Purple.....
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Or yellow, in deference to our new Chinese overlords.Clinton Huxley wrote:Every Empress needs a consort, Jim. I can see you in the Imperial Purple.....
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Their fetish colour is cinnabar red aka vermilion .
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With only 400 people, they could find themselves out voted and turned into an Islamic republic after the first couple of refugee boats arrive.And as an island nation in control of their own borders, Gilson says they will not be turning or towing back any boats that land on their shores.
“We’re a very diverse community, very tolerant and we pride ourselves on inclusiveness,” he says.
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Good luck providing the services (that they supposedly lack in part) after the break up. Idiots.
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Soon, Lamb Island will join the likes of Transnistria, Abkhazia and Nagorno-Karabakh.
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The Grand Duchy of Huxleytania. I've designed the uniforms and everything.
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Surprised 400 people can fit on that tiny island. Must be a dishonest lot if they complain about police response time.
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Don't tell Pappa about that place.
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rEv, I'm fairly certain the whole thing is a bit of a piss-take, for fun and to generate a little publicity; most of the island's dollars probably come from tourists...rEvolutionist wrote:Good luck providing the services (that they supposedly lack in part) after the break up. Idiots.
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