Maybe Neanderthal looked nothing like modern humans?

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Maybe Neanderthal looked nothing like modern humans?

Post by Tyrannical » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:29 pm

Maybe Neanderthal looked nothing like modern humans?

Interesting theory that Neanderthal looked ape-like like all the other hominids except homo-sapiens. Soft tissue reconstructions are just false assumptions that they looked like us, even though we have no real physical evidence that they did.

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Post by laklak » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:35 pm

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And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day,
Just like an apeman.
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Re: Maybe Neanderthal looked nothing like modern humans?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:41 pm

Except that facial reconstruction doesn't start with assumptions. That a major NoNo. Sorry, silly theory is silly. I do like the black Neanderthals, however, it fits you.
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Post by Jason » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:43 pm

What Ewoks should have looked like:


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Post by Jason » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:47 pm

Black Neanderthals? No no no.. everyone knows that homosapiens descended from a line of great white apes some of which decided to stay in the sun and got burnt. These burnt cells injected the melanin gene into their perfect germline DNA making them faster, stronger, and better athletes, but inferior mentally and socially from their white brothers and sisters.

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Post by Tyrannical » Thu Nov 08, 2012 5:49 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Except that facial reconstruction doesn't start with assumptions. That a major NoNo. Sorry, silly theory is silly. I do like the black Neanderthals, however, it fits you.
Watch the 15 minute video, all soft tissue reconstructions are merely assumptions with a homo-sapien bias.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 08, 2012 6:04 pm

Tyrannical wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Except that facial reconstruction doesn't start with assumptions. That a major NoNo. Sorry, silly theory is silly. I do like the black Neanderthals, however, it fits you.
Watch the 15 minute video, all soft tissue reconstructions are merely assumptions with a homo-sapien bias.
Crap. You follow the muscle anchors.
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Post by Pappa » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:53 pm

PordFrefect wrote:These burnt cells injected the melanin gene into their perfect germline DNA making them faster, stronger, and better athletes, but inferior mentally and socially from their white brothers and sisters.
Don't forget that it also retarded their swimming capabilities.

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Post by JimC » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:25 am

Pappa wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:These burnt cells injected the melanin gene into their perfect germline DNA making them faster, stronger, and better athletes, but inferior mentally and socially from their white brothers and sisters.
Don't forget that it also retarded their swimming capabilities.
But it gave 'em rhythm!
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Post by Red Celt » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:34 am

This? Again? I saw it shared about 2 or 3 years ago... and mocked it back then. It's a nonsense. It's "hey, guys, what if..." instead of actual science. As a non-scientist I saw flaws in it back then, so I'd hate to see what someone would do to it - if they actually had some scientific knowledge about the Neanderthals.

They were a very close relation to us, with common ancestors a short period of time (in evolutionary terms) previously. We bred with them; that's how similar they were to us. This... all a load of hooky nonsense that might be entertaining as a movie franchise.

But for the love of all that is holy, don't treat it as real.
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Post by FBM » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:50 am

Pappa wrote:
PordFrefect wrote:These burnt cells injected the melanin gene into their perfect germline DNA making them faster, stronger, and better athletes, but inferior mentally and socially from their white brothers and sisters.
Don't forget that it also retarded their swimming capabilities.
And ice hockey skills. And ability to care about SPF ratings.
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Re: Maybe Neanderthal looked nothing like modern humans?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:30 am

Red Celt wrote:This? Again? I saw it shared about 2 or 3 years ago... and mocked it back then. It's a nonsense. It's "hey, guys, what if..." instead of actual science. As a non-scientist I saw flaws in it back then, so I'd hate to see what someone would do to it - if they actually had some scientific knowledge about the Neanderthals.

They were a very close relation to us, with common ancestors a short period of time (in evolutionary terms) previously. We bred with them; that's how similar they were to us. This... all a load of hooky nonsense that might be entertaining as a movie franchise.

But for the love of all that is holy, don't treat it as real.
Ty's our pet bigot, RC, just laugh at him and carry on.
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Post by Red Celt » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:57 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Ty's our pet bigot, RC, just laugh at him and carry on.
Tsk. You say that as if we only have the one. :nono:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:58 am

Red Celt wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Ty's our pet bigot, RC, just laugh at him and carry on.
Tsk. You say that as if we only have the one. :nono:

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Some are generic, some are special.
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Post by Red Celt » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:11 pm

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Red Celt wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Ty's our pet bigot, RC, just laugh at him and carry on.
Tsk. You say that as if we only have the one. :nono:

:read:
Some are generic, some are special.
From the above, I'm assuming that Ty's specialty is black people. Silly boy.
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