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Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by maiforpeace » Mon May 21, 2012 8:11 pm

6.0 quake damages world renown cheese producers
Cheese producer Oriano Caretti woke up to the shaking earth, and then to the roar of some 30,000 39-kilogram (86-pound) wheels of Parmesan cheese crashing to the ground in the warehouse next to his home.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 21, 2012 8:15 pm

maiforpeace wrote:6.0 quake damages world renown cheese producers
Cheese producer Oriano Caretti woke up to the shaking earth, and then to the roar of some 30,000 39-kilogram (86-pound) wheels of Parmesan cheese crashing to the ground in the warehouse next to his home.
CHEESES FUCKIN' CHRIST!!! Why weren't the wheels better protected? :cranky:
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by maiforpeace » Mon May 21, 2012 8:18 pm

The sadness of this monumental tragedy is really grating on me.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 21, 2012 8:31 pm

Have the authority confirmed it o-curd?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 21, 2012 8:39 pm

There are problems Edam-ic in the system.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 21, 2012 8:40 pm

My teeth are literally cheddaring with fear right now.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 21, 2012 9:15 pm

That's why you want to build a rock fort for your warehouse, not that light modern stuff that any little quake will tumble down... that disaster must have made a muenster of a noise.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 21, 2012 9:18 pm

Should have moved the operation to Roguefort.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 21, 2012 9:29 pm

I had just made it, thank you for plagiarizing, is the game stilton?
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Mon May 21, 2012 10:38 pm

They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon May 21, 2012 10:40 pm

Thumpalumpacus wrote:They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.
It never oc-curd to me. :ask:
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 21, 2012 11:46 pm

Good news, it wasn't a disaster, they were making Velveeta.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Thumpalumpacus » Tue May 22, 2012 4:53 am

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Thumpalumpacus wrote:They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.
It never oc-curd to me. :ask:
Oh, sure, it's virtually a fetaccompli.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by FBM » Tue May 22, 2012 5:10 am

Svartalf wrote:That's why you want to build a rock fort for your warehouse, not that light modern stuff that any little quake will tumble down... that disaster must have made a muenster of a noise.
I understand the owner is being grilled by the insurance adjusters.
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Re: Disaster of Epic Proportion

Post by Svartalf » Tue May 22, 2012 6:27 am

Poor guy is mozzarella innocent, if a moron for using substandard material.
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