Cheese producer Oriano Caretti woke up to the shaking earth, and then to the roar of some 30,000 39-kilogram (86-pound) wheels of Parmesan cheese crashing to the ground in the warehouse next to his home.
Disaster of Epic Proportion
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Disaster of Epic Proportion
6.0 quake damages world renown cheese producers
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CHEESES FUCKIN' CHRIST!!! Why weren't the wheels better protected?maiforpeace wrote:6.0 quake damages world renown cheese producers
Cheese producer Oriano Caretti woke up to the shaking earth, and then to the roar of some 30,000 39-kilogram (86-pound) wheels of Parmesan cheese crashing to the ground in the warehouse next to his home.

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The sadness of this monumental tragedy is really grating on me.
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Have the authority confirmed it o-curd?
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There are problems Edam-ic in the system.
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My teeth are literally cheddaring with fear right now.
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That's why you want to build a rock fort for your warehouse, not that light modern stuff that any little quake will tumble down... that disaster must have made a muenster of a noise.
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Should have moved the operation to Roguefort.
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I had just made it, thank you for plagiarizing, is the game stilton?
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They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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It never oc-curd to me.Thumpalumpacus wrote:They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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Good news, it wasn't a disaster, they were making Velveeta.
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Oh, sure, it's virtually a fetaccompli.Bella Fortuna wrote:It never oc-curd to me.Thumpalumpacus wrote:They'll recover, not to worry. Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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I understand the owner is being grilled by the insurance adjusters.Svartalf wrote:That's why you want to build a rock fort for your warehouse, not that light modern stuff that any little quake will tumble down... that disaster must have made a muenster of a noise.
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Poor guy is mozzarella innocent, if a moron for using substandard material.
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