I bow to your detailed knowledge and personal experience...Svartalf wrote:actually, rigor is a bit too soon... post mortem erections usually happen in the first stages of bloating.JimC wrote:Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
FBM wrote:Can't fault the man for killing two birds with one stone, eh?Cormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
They should just hang around the gallows... I believe hanging induces erections. Probably not from the thrill of dropping 8 feet on the end of a hemp rope.JimC wrote:Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
That's a new disincentive as far as killing yourself goesFBM wrote:Boys will be boys...
http://www.koreaherald.com/national/Det ... 0720000448
Teenager arrested for necrophilia
A male teenager was arrested Wednesday for sexually violating the corpse of a woman who had fallen from an apartment following an apparent suicide.
The 16-year-old high-school student told police that he wanted to see “what would happen.”
The incident happened in an apartment complex in Cheongju, North Chungcheong Province on Monday.
According to police, he found the 68-year-old woman dead in a garden at 3:40 a.m. He sexually violated the body and then reported finding her to the police, they said.
Police began interrogating him because some suspicious traces were found on her corpse and his statements were contradictory.
He eventually confessed to the crime. Police are looking into whether he is mentally ill.
CCTV footage showed her carrying a plastic chair in the elevator, indicating that she may have killed herself, police added.
(Herald Online)
Edited by Rob York
No harm done. He's just tenderizing the meatCormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
Fucking the corpse of a cow - he may have contracted something that tenderised his own meat.tattuchu wrote:No harm done. He's just tenderizing the meatCormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
Barns are fine I suppose, but microscopic traces of the contents of last week's guts probably remain on the killing floor...Svartalf wrote:My grandfather's gardener had nasty habits concerning the heifers in the barn, that doesn't seem to have impaired his health any.
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