JimC wrote:Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
actually, rigor is a bit too soon... post mortem erections usually happen in the first stages of bloating.
I bow to your detailed knowledge and personal experience...
(I can talk - I used to pith live frogs, extract their sperm and eggs, and mix them in a test-tube to make weird hybrid tadpoles. A bloke who'll do that will do anything...)
Cormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
Can't fault the man for killing two birds with one stone, eh?
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
JimC wrote:Perhaps the ladies would need to wait until rigor mortis set in...
They should just hang around the gallows... I believe hanging induces erections. Probably not from the thrill of dropping 8 feet on the end of a hemp rope.
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
A male teenager was arrested Wednesday for sexually violating the corpse of a woman who had fallen from an apartment following an apparent suicide.
The 16-year-old high-school student told police that he wanted to see “what would happen.”
The incident happened in an apartment complex in Cheongju, North Chungcheong Province on Monday.
According to police, he found the 68-year-old woman dead in a garden at 3:40 a.m. He sexually violated the body and then reported finding her to the police, they said.
Police began interrogating him because some suspicious traces were found on her corpse and his statements were contradictory.
He eventually confessed to the crime. Police are looking into whether he is mentally ill.
CCTV footage showed her carrying a plastic chair in the elevator, indicating that she may have killed herself, police added.
(Herald Online)
Edited by Rob York
That's a new disincentive as far as killing yourself goes
Wanted to see what happens... pfft... Lame excuse is lame.
Cormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
No harm done. He's just tenderizing the meat
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
Cormac wrote:Years ago - in the mid-90s, I used to work in Industrial Relations. One of my colleagues was defending an Unfair Dismissals claim, where the claimant was a slaughterhouse worker. He had stayed back to do "overtime", and was found while furiously thrusting away into the rear orifice of a recently slaughtered cow.
True story.
BAM! Necrophilic Bestiality. Two biggies in one go!
No harm done. He's just tenderizing the meat
Fucking the corpse of a cow - he may have contracted something that tenderised his own meat.
Many diseases around killing floors!
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...