Do we want to hear that story?lsdetroit wrote:maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
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I´m just a delicate little flower!
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Everyone is invited!!!Gawdzilla wrote:Or recovering Hoosiers?Kristie wrote:Would Hoosiers be invited?Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:Do we want to hear that story?lsdetroit wrote:maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
hmmm
maybe dinosaur robot would like to tell it.
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Even if we don't want to hear it, we want to hear it. 
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well, dinosaur is MIA so i guess i will tell the tale.
where we were locked up it was like a big warehouse full of bunk beds. the food there was DISGUSTING and probably the worst part of the whole escapade.
Anways, every time we ate there was this redneck kid who would eat everything that people hadnt eaten off their trays. usually beans or scraps of nasty rubbish etc. the kid had no regard for who had been eating the food or what had been done to it.
we had these little clear tubes of tooth paste that read "maximum security tooth past gel". our friend scott siphoned his urine into the tooth past tube and closed it. he handed it to me before lunch. i ate everything off the tray except for the beans. i made a little divot into the middle of the beans and expelled the urine from the tube into the beans and mixed it around with my spoon until it was homogenized.
i casually strolled by the redneck who promptly asked me for my remainders which i gladly gave to him. from a distance we watched him shovel the beans into his mouth with enthusiasm and vigor. he even licked his fingers when he was done.
and from that point forward he was known to us and even his friends (everyone eventually heard what happened) as the pee pee mouth.
epic.
where we were locked up it was like a big warehouse full of bunk beds. the food there was DISGUSTING and probably the worst part of the whole escapade.
Anways, every time we ate there was this redneck kid who would eat everything that people hadnt eaten off their trays. usually beans or scraps of nasty rubbish etc. the kid had no regard for who had been eating the food or what had been done to it.
we had these little clear tubes of tooth paste that read "maximum security tooth past gel". our friend scott siphoned his urine into the tooth past tube and closed it. he handed it to me before lunch. i ate everything off the tray except for the beans. i made a little divot into the middle of the beans and expelled the urine from the tube into the beans and mixed it around with my spoon until it was homogenized.
i casually strolled by the redneck who promptly asked me for my remainders which i gladly gave to him. from a distance we watched him shovel the beans into his mouth with enthusiasm and vigor. he even licked his fingers when he was done.
and from that point forward he was known to us and even his friends (everyone eventually heard what happened) as the pee pee mouth.
epic.
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dinosaur robot wrote:haha. fuck pp mouth. what a dickhole
Ratz quote of the century, anyone?
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Dickhole huh?
And who went through the trouble of collecting urine in to a toothpaste tube?
And who went through the trouble of collecting urine in to a toothpaste tube?
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I think It's nice Lsdetroit and Dinosaur Robot found a kindred spirit in gaol ... the nights can be lonely 
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