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Re: baby food

Post by Sælir » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:12 am

lsdetroit wrote:maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
Do we want to hear that story? :ask:
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Re: baby food

Post by Twoflower » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:38 am

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Re: baby food

Post by lsdetroit » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:05 am

Sælir eru einfaldir wrote:
lsdetroit wrote:maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
Do we want to hear that story? :ask:

hmmm :dono:

maybe dinosaur robot would like to tell it.
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Re: baby food

Post by FBM » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:20 am

Even if we don't want to hear it, we want to hear it. :pop:
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Re: baby food

Post by lsdetroit » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:15 am

well, dinosaur is MIA so i guess i will tell the tale.

where we were locked up it was like a big warehouse full of bunk beds. the food there was DISGUSTING and probably the worst part of the whole escapade.

Anways, every time we ate there was this redneck kid who would eat everything that people hadnt eaten off their trays. usually beans or scraps of nasty rubbish etc. the kid had no regard for who had been eating the food or what had been done to it.

we had these little clear tubes of tooth paste that read "maximum security tooth past gel". our friend scott siphoned his urine into the tooth past tube and closed it. he handed it to me before lunch. i ate everything off the tray except for the beans. i made a little divot into the middle of the beans and expelled the urine from the tube into the beans and mixed it around with my spoon until it was homogenized.

i casually strolled by the redneck who promptly asked me for my remainders which i gladly gave to him. from a distance we watched him shovel the beans into his mouth with enthusiasm and vigor. he even licked his fingers when he was done.

and from that point forward he was known to us and even his friends (everyone eventually heard what happened) as the pee pee mouth.

epic.
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Re: baby food

Post by dinosaur robot » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:34 am

haha. fuck pp mouth. what a dickhole
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Re: baby food

Post by Wumbologist » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:39 am

dinosaur robot wrote:haha. fuck pp mouth. what a dickhole

Ratz quote of the century, anyone?

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Re: baby food

Post by Trolldor » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:56 am

Dickhole huh?

And who went through the trouble of collecting urine in to a toothpaste tube?
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Re: baby food

Post by Feck » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:23 am

I think It's nice Lsdetroit and Dinosaur Robot found a kindred spirit in gaol ... the nights can be lonely :date:
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