Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle
Maybe Saudi Arabia could corner the market in donor hands.
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Who's Rex Features, and why should we believe him? 
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It would be great to have a hand on your ankle, if you were into up-skirt photography.
Whatever that is.
Whatever that is.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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If they stuck it on his head, hecould do half of Lily Tomlin's antler dance.
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One day in the distant future, if we survive the Scumpleapocalypse, we will be able to have any insane body we want, and change it on a whim...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle
He's got one handy ankle there.
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Clinton Huxley
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Useful for pulling off tight wellies.
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Self-shoehorn.
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He could have a fantastic career as a waiter.
Waiting on people hand and foot.
Waiting on people hand and foot.
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
IDMD2Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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OK, that was good.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.
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I dips me lid to Mysturji... 
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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