Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:31 am

Maybe Saudi Arabia could corner the market in donor hands.
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Post by Mysturji » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:25 pm

Who's Rex Features, and why should we believe him? :think:
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Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:56 pm

It would be great to have a hand on your ankle, if you were into up-skirt photography.






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Post by Tero » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:22 pm

If they stuck it on his head, hecould do half of Lily Tomlin's antler dance.

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Post by JimC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:02 am

One day in the distant future, if we survive the Scumpleapocalypse, we will be able to have any insane body we want, and change it on a whim...
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Post by FBM » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:03 am

He's got one handy ankle there.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:05 am

Useful for pulling off tight wellies.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:39 pm

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Post by Mysturji » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:35 pm

He could have a fantastic career as a waiter.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:44 pm

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Post by FBM » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:07 pm

OK, that was good. :lol:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:09 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:23 pm

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Post by Faithfree » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:39 pm

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Re: Severed hand kept alive on man's ankle

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:28 pm

I dips me lid to Mysturji... :clap:
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