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7 out of 10.. shameful. 

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Clicked on link, couldn't find test
does this mean I'm extra dumb? 


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There should be a ">" button to start the test, just below and to the right of the main block of text.Trinity wrote:Clicked on link, couldn't find testdoes this mean I'm extra dumb?
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Aha, thanks hon although it's not there, probably because I'm on my phone. I'll try it on the big boy tomorrow and whoop your arses 

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The last question with the sentence about the embroidered dragon did not have two correct answers.rEvolutionist wrote:3 out of 10.No surprises there. Although the last question had two correct answers, so I should really have got 4.
8 out of 10.
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9 out of 10 
I know, you'd never guess it, considering how I write most of the time
The one I got wrong I just had no clue about: Modal/Gerund/Imperative. I knew it had to be Modal or Gerund since imperative has to do with mood rather than the kind of verb, but I guessed wrong. I guess I'll be more likely to remember now!

I know, you'd never guess it, considering how I write most of the time

The one I got wrong I just had no clue about: Modal/Gerund/Imperative. I knew it had to be Modal or Gerund since imperative has to do with mood rather than the kind of verb, but I guessed wrong. I guess I'll be more likely to remember now!
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smarty pants...rachelbean wrote:9 out of 10
I know, you'd never guess it, considering how I write most of the time
The one I got wrong I just had no clue about: Modal/Gerund/Imperative. I knew it had to be Modal or Gerund since imperative has to do with mood rather than the kind of verb, but I guessed wrong. I guess I'll be more likely to remember now!
beat me by one question...

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I got the modal/gerund one wrong too. I knew it wasn't an imperative, but couldn't remember what the hell modal and gerund meant.
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Modals are verbs such as may, will, can, ought, etc. that modify other verbs.Făkünamę wrote:I got the modal/gerund one wrong too. I knew it wasn't an imperative, but couldn't remember what the hell modal and gerund meant.
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An imperative is a verb form that implies an immediate order or direction - such as: Duck! Shoot! Let's wank!
A gerund is the participle of a verb used as a noun - such as: The Shining. The Leaving of Liverpool. It's all the wanking that's caused that rash on your hand.

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There must be multiple question sets. The last question I got was about sitting in a chair.Coito ergo sum wrote:The last question with the sentence about the embroidered dragon did not have two correct answers.rEvolutionist wrote:3 out of 10.No surprises there. Although the last question had two correct answers, so I should really have got 4.
8 out of 10.
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He climbed Mount Everest, I think.FBM wrote:I got that one right. 'Which' is properly used to...do something... 'That' on the other hand...does something slightly different.hadespussercats wrote:I got 9 out of 10. I dispute the one I got wrong-- that versus which.
Edit: By the by, who the fuck ever heard of a dood named "Hilary."?
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You missed the gerund because it is Keyser Soze.FBM wrote:Both gerunds (vb + ing) and infinitives (to + vb) are verbals, which function as nouns, but are not to be confused with the character from The Usual Suspects.rEvolutionist wrote:![]()
The one with the "gerund" in it did me in. Even though i knew broadly what a "gerund" was, and didn't know what the other ones were, I still missed the gerund in the sentence.
The biggest trick the sentence ever played was convincing the world the gerund didn't exist.
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Coito ergo sum wrote:smarty pants...rachelbean wrote:9 out of 10
I know, you'd never guess it, considering how I write most of the time
The one I got wrong I just had no clue about: Modal/Gerund/Imperative. I knew it had to be Modal or Gerund since imperative has to do with mood rather than the kind of verb, but I guessed wrong. I guess I'll be more likely to remember now!
beat me by one question...






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I do a lot of de-Britishizing of grammar for American readers. Friggin' Limeys love to put punctuation outside of quotations.
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