Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:37 pm

Isn't Giraffe (the chain) a scandal against food,?
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:59 pm

I don't know how you've the neck to tell such a tall story, Audley. :nono:
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:19 pm

Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse. :coffee:
Yeah, but what if it was somebody's pet giraffe?
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:11 pm

Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse. :coffee:
Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.
Horse aint.
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by JimC » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:28 am

mistermack wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse. :coffee:
Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.
Horse aint.
But when marinated in red wine and garlic, it takes a true gourmet to detect the difference...
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by mistermack » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:32 pm

JimC wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse. :coffee:
Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.
Horse aint.
But when marinated in red wine and garlic, it takes a true gourmet to detect the difference...
And a sad gourmet to care.
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:38 pm

When is this Tesco Giraffe meet? Count me in! :tup:
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