Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.
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Re: Tesco Giraffe meat scandal.
Isn't Giraffe (the chain) a scandal against food,?
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I don't know how you've the neck to tell such a tall story, Audley. 

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Yeah, but what if it was somebody's pet giraffe?Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse.
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Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse.
Horse aint.
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But when marinated in red wine and garlic, it takes a true gourmet to detect the difference...mistermack wrote:Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse.
Horse aint.
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And a sad gourmet to care.JimC wrote:But when marinated in red wine and garlic, it takes a true gourmet to detect the difference...mistermack wrote:Easy man. Giraffe big tall ting, wit long neck and horns.Scrumple wrote:Giraffe is almost impossible to distinguish from horse.
Horse aint.
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When is this Tesco Giraffe meet? Count me in! 

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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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