Big Ben Is Falling Down!

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Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:37 am

According to the Daily Mail. It's now leaning at 0.26% and in 4000 years will be as wonky as that shocking piece of italian tower-work in Pisa. Curiously, the Mail doesn 't implicate either immigrants or single mothers in Big Bens problems, which seems a bit lazy.
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:38 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:According to the Daily Mail. It's now leaning at 0.26% and in 4000 years will be as wonky as that shocking piece of italian tower-work in Pisa. Curiously, the Mail doesn 't implicate either immigrants or single mothers in Big Bens problems, which seems a bit lazy.
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:40 am

There was rumour of a 250ft tall drunken lizard leaning on it while it had a wee....where were you on the night of the 9th?
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Tero » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:41 am

Just how big is the ding dong in it? Maybe it weighs too much.
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Clinton Huxley wrote:There was rumour of a 250ft tall drunken lizard leaning on it while it had a wee....where were you on the night of the 9th?
Couldn't have been me, I'm 191.2 meters tall.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:42 am

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Clinton Huxley wrote:There was rumour of a 250ft tall drunken lizard leaning on it while it had a wee....where were you on the night of the 9th?
Couldn't have been me, I'm 191.2 meters tall.
Meters?!? We'll have none of those here.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:43 am

Tero wrote:Just how big is the ding dong in it? Maybe it weighs too much.
They should replace the ding dong with an iPod.
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Post by klr » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:45 am

You can't blame the Irish construction workers for this one. :razzle:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:45 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:There was rumour of a 250ft tall drunken lizard leaning on it while it had a wee....where were you on the night of the 9th?
Couldn't have been me, I'm 191.2 meters tall.
Meters?!? We'll have none of those here.
It's free to park in London?
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Rum » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:47 am

The Mail you say? Have they not opined that a leaning Big Ben will cause us all cancer!?
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:48 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:There was rumour of a 250ft tall drunken lizard leaning on it while it had a wee....where were you on the night of the 9th?
Couldn't have been me, I'm 191.2 meters tall.
Meters?!? We'll have none of those here.
It's free to park in London?
I park my carriage where I damned well please
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:54 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Tero wrote:Just how big is the ding dong in it? Maybe it weighs too much.
They should replace the ding dong with an iPod.
iDong :ask:
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Re: Big Ben Is Falling Down!

Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:56 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Tero wrote:Just how big is the ding dong in it? Maybe it weighs too much.
They should replace the ding dong with an iPod.
iDong :ask:
Thats something else entirely.
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:56 am

Rum wrote:The Mail you say? Have they not opined that a leaning Big Ben will cause us all cancer!?
How could it not?
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Post by Rum » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:58 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Rum wrote:The Mail you say? Have they not opined that a leaning Big Ben will cause us all cancer!?
How could it not?
I see the Guardian is of the opinion that 'Bag Bin is in on dagner'.
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