Concealed Carry

[Jason]

You're deputized as a sky marshal?

Nope, but I can act as one if the situation calls for it. I travel armed when I'm moving sensitive materials. (And there may or may not be someone else with no obvious connection to me on the same flight.)

I thought you are retired?

Besides, a navy boy has no business on an aeroplane.

[Svartalf]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

[Wumbologist]

I'd need to see it before I could say anything about it. Show me what you got?

Well, there's my J-frame revolver, with a leather Galco pocket holster:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Old cell phone photo, surprised I still even had it on my hard drive.

And the newer Ruger LC9, subcompact 9mm:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Both conceal pretty easily in a good size front pants pocket.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You're deputized as a sky marshal?

Nope, but I can act as one if the situation calls for it. I travel armed when I'm moving sensitive materials. (And there may or may not be someone else with no obvious connection to me on the same flight.)

I thought you are retired?

Besides, a navy boy has no business on an aeroplane.

I'm a contractor now.

And pilots who can't land on a carrier in a hurricane join the Air Force.

[Coito ergo sum]

dupe.

[Coito ergo sum]

I'd need to see it before I could say anything about it. Show me what you got?

Well, there's my J-frame revolver, with a leather Galco pocket holster:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Old cell phone photo, surprised I still even had it on my hard drive.

And the newer Ruger LC9, subcompact 9mm:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Both conceal pretty easily in a good size front pants pocket.

Good thing you spoiled those pics. Some folks might wet their pants if pictures of firearms were openly displayed.

[Gallstones]

dupe.

Who you calling a dupe?

[Jason]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

[Jason]

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Purty ain't it? Don't worry. They're dead before they ever hear the sound. Very humane.

[Ian]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

The truth is that I'm acting as his gopher. And both of us work for Gawd, who is secretly employed by Bella Fortuna.


I've said too much. Now I'll have to kill you.

[Jason]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

The truth is that I'm acting as his gopher. And both of us work for Gawd, who is secretly employed by Bella Fortuna.


I've said too much. Now I'll have to kill you.

Finally. I've been waiting for someone to do that for years now.

Will it be quick or do you plan to draw it out? Either is fine with me.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

Commissioned officer.

[Jason]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

Commissioned officer.

Not bad.

[Svartalf]

Good thing you spoiled those pics. Some folks might wet their pants if pictures of firearms were openly displayed.

but in the good or bad way?

[Ian]

I think he met Ian by acting as his gopher... "retired" is a pretty good cover.

I meant it as a polite euphemism..

What do they call a Section 8 in the navy?

Commissioned officer.

OK, good one.