SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

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SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by devogue » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:22 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-15097734

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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by Rum » Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:33 pm

That's no man-eater - that's a stupid-eater!
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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by mistermack » Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:05 pm

He won't be able to sue. He ignored the warnings.
He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by Rum » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:37 pm

mistermack wrote:He won't be able to sue. He ignored the warnings.
He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
He's 'stable' it seems. Stupid, but stable.
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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by tattuchu » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:18 pm

I'd rather die than have no legs, thank you.
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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by Tigger » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:26 pm

Rum wrote:
mistermack wrote:He won't be able to sue. He ignored the warnings.
He wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
He's 'stable' it seems. Stupid, but stable.
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Post by HomerJay » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:00 am

I swam in Tiger Bay once, I'm well 'ard.
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Re: SHARK!!! (so what?)..swim..CRUNCH!!!...no legs...tosser

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:20 am

We used to swim in Shark Channel off the coast of Puerto Rico. Still got all my limbs and dangly bits.
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