Speaking of farts.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Shale gas firm finds 'vast' gas resources in Lancashire

Shale gas firm finds 'vast' gas resources in Lancashire

An energy firm which has been test drilling for controversial "shale gas" in Lancashire has said it has found vast gas resources underground.

Cuadrilla Resources began testing for gas on the Fylde Coast in March, using a technique known as "fracking".

It said it had found 200 trillion cubic feet of gas under the ground, which if recovered could provide 5,600 jobs in the UK, 1,700 of those in Lancashire.

Opponents to the process believe it yadda,yadda,yadda

Cuadrilla hopes to drill as many as 400 wells over the next nine years and up to 800 over 16 years if gas extraction is successful.

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said each well is drilled and then fracking takes place over several weeks, after which the well can potentially produce gas for up to 30 to 50 years.

[Clinton Huxley]

Hmm mm.......a vast natural resource - does this mean the Yanks are going to overthrow the govt and invade? I mean, we actually do have WMDs and are guilty of Simon Cowell, so a UN resolution would be a doddle.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hmm mm.......a vast natural resource - does this mean the Yanks are going to overthrow the govt and invade? I mean, we actually do have WMDs and are guilty of Simon Cowell, so a UN resolution would be a doddle.

We've already invaded England if you hadn't noticed.

[Clinton Huxley]

Hmm mm.......a vast natural resource - does this mean the Yanks are going to overthrow the govt and invade? I mean, we actually do have WMDs and are guilty of Simon Cowell, so a UN resolution would be a doddle.

We've already invaded England if you hadn't noticed.

Tell me about it! And pass the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hmm mm.......a vast natural resource - does this mean the Yanks are going to overthrow the govt and invade? I mean, we actually do have WMDs and are guilty of Simon Cowell, so a UN resolution would be a doddle.

We've already invaded England if you hadn't noticed.

Tell me about it! And pass the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You don't eat PB&Js with Bud.

[Clinton Huxley]

Hmm mm.......a vast natural resource - does this mean the Yanks are going to overthrow the govt and invade? I mean, we actually do have WMDs and are guilty of Simon Cowell, so a UN resolution would be a doddle.

We've already invaded England if you hadn't noticed.

Tell me about it! And pass the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You don't eat PB&Js with Bud.

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

Try some of the 'gator. That critter died happy.

[Clinton Huxley]

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

Try some of the 'gator. That critter died happy.

What does it taste like? Pork, chicken or human?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

Try some of the 'gator. That critter died happy.

What does it taste like? Pork, chicken or human?

Somewhere in between those three. It's served in a spicy batter so there's some masking, but the taste was kind of like pork while the appearance and texture was like chicken.

[Clinton Huxley]

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

Try some of the 'gator. That critter died happy.

What does it taste like? Pork, chicken or human?

Somewhere in between those three. It's served in a spicy batter so there's some masking, but the taste was kind of like pork while the appearance and texture was like chicken.

Ok,send me an alligator and I'll make Gator Curry.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm going to fix me up some crawdads and....errr....wear a ten-gallon hat.

Try some of the 'gator. That critter died happy.

What does it taste like? Pork, chicken or human?

Somewhere in between those three. It's served in a spicy batter so there's some masking, but the taste was kind of like pork while the appearance and texture was like chicken.

Ok,send me an alligator and I'll make Gator Curry.

"Anything in your package that is perishable, fragile or potentially hazardous?"

"No."